A Boy Called MarianBy JP McMenamin Neo-Conservative Wore a gun A bit to the right Of Atilla the Hun.
Icon of the silver screen With a funny walk Monosyllabic, halting speech Found it hard-to-ah-talk. Always spoiling for a fight Bandana, scarlet red Bullets flying everywhere Bad guys laying dead. As time wore on he got confused Brain got sizzled always boozed Nuke the bastards he would say “God’s behind the USA.” Gave his views on world affairs It was always black and white America – the USA Was always in the right. Hung his six guns every night On nail above his bed Secretly, he wore a wig On his bald eagle head. His films had a sameness No patron of the arts He played himself in every one No variance, in the parts. Acting like a Statesman Laying down the law If anyone could disagree He’d punch them in the jaw He became a cartoon figure To watch him caused me pain In time, he even came to believe That his name was big John Wayne. How sad.
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