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Becki Yates sent in ten things that really annoy other computer users around you...
1) laughing at stupid emails/nonsense lists
2) shouting to a freind across the room in a robot voice
3) shouting across the room to a non existent mate
4) unplugging the mouse in every computer except yours and saying "well mine works"
5) taking out all the paper in the copier/printer
6) printing the same piece of work 100 times, then stand by the printer and in a loud voice ask "which idiot has done this?" (remember to put your name on the top!)
7) start to crawl under the desks while singing the tune to mission impossile
8) start to huff and puff, and when someone asks you what's wrong, say in a loud vioce that you can't work with the constant tapping all the time
9) get your phone out and have a really loud conversation, and if someone complains, say that you have to take the call and ask if everyone could keep it down
10) have chair races across the room, and when going past someone's computer mash the keyboard

Add to the list...

Julian added these...
1. Asking another computer user where the "any" key is because your computer told you to press "any" key.
2. Turn your speakers on loud and purposely make an error. Repeat as needed.
3. Tell everyone that you know how to repair computers, then when one asks you how to fix a particular problem on theirs, tell them that you don't know.

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