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Val Houghton from Chorley's Ten things that show you have a teenager in the house...
1. Sky high phone bills. 2. Only getting out of bed at 2pm weekends. 3. Music played at only one volume, LOUD! 4. Clothes 'hung' on the bedroom floor! 5. Very strong smell of perfume/aftershave. 6. Dirty cups/dishes 'growing' furry bits in them. 7. You are their personal taxi driver. 8. and their banker! 9. Constant stream of friends trailing through the house. 10. Their bedroom resembles the local Tip!
Graham added this... When asked to do something i.e. empty the bin/dishwasher the reply is..... it's not on my schedule
Martin added this... Every time you ask a teenager to do a little job for you, they are always about to do something really important, like play on the xbox for 4 hours.
Steve added this... mumbles and groans when asked to do anything like clean bedroom
Lynne added these... Constant 'headaches' and you get your shoes back but lose the make up!