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Ten things that sound rude, but aren't...
1. Blowhole - whales need them to breathe.
2. Spotted Dick - a lovely pudding.
3. Butternut - a tree.
4. Muffler - keeps you warm.
5. Keepy uppy - football game.
6. Whopper - a big burger.
7. Winkle pickers - pointy shoes.
8. Poopdeck - it's on a ship.
9. Glory-hole - a cupboard.
10. Brown Creeper - a bird.

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Mal Walker added these...
Arsine – Poisonous gas
Pismire – Ant
Ukase – Russian edict
Uvula – Part of soft palate
Vigesimal – Pertaining to twenty
Chit – Document / paper
Diurnal – Of the day
Dungaree – Calico cloth

Lori added these...
Balzac - A 19th-century French novelist.
Coccyx - another name for the human tailbone
Dinghy - a small rubber boat
Futtock - a curved piece of wood that makes up the bottom of the ship
Masticate - the act of chewing (as in food)
Penal - relating to punishment
Prolix - verbose (someone who uses lots of words)
Puckfist - a puffball of spores (mushrooms)

Alam added this...
Pussywillow - a tree

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