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Discus - with rich tea biscuits

Check out our ludicrous lists, designed to give you a laugh and make the world a better place.

Ten office-based Olympic events...
1. Fencing - with plastic rulers
2. Basketball - with rubbish into the bin
3. Rowing - across the office on your wheely chair
4. Shooting - firing elastic bands
5. Discus - with rich tea biscuits
6. Volleyball - across the desk over your computer monitor 'net'
7. Javelin - with biros
8. Boxing - with cardboard boxes
9. Weightlifting - with reams of paper
10. Wrestling - your excuse to beat up the office nerd, or roll around with the office hottie

Mal Walker added this...
Have the word processor live on your computer and use a standard eraser. While sitting on a seat 6 foot from the keyboard throw the eraser underhand and attempt to hit the G key for Gold, S for Silver or B for bronze ......... each person gets 3 tries. If you hit the D you lose a turn for Doping. If equal there is a play-off of 3 turns each. Winner being the nearest to the G key on the keyboard.

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