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Ten things that only men understand by Mal Walker...
1. The Football offside rule. 2. That old clothes are more comfy. 3. That discussion isn't arguing. 4. Jokes about mothers-in-law. 5. The difference between a 2-stroke and a 4-stroke engine. 6. Newspaper cartoons. 7. That you can admire a pretty woman without planning to leave the missus/girlfriend. 8. That all you need to eat are your three favourite meals - over and over again. 9. How to change a car tyre. 10. Other men.