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Frances Heaton from Tarleton has sent in ten translations of Lancashire sayings... 1. "Ah cud eyt a buttered frog" - I'm hungry 2. "Ee's fair bowlegged wi brass" - He's very rich 3. "Mi belly thinks mi throat's bin cut" - I'm very hungry 4. "Put Th'wood in'th'ole" - Close the door 5. "Standin theer leyke cheese at fourpence" - Hanging around, having nothing better to do. 6. "Bet tha cud eyt an appul thro a beard wire fence" - You have got very big teeth 7. "Tha meks a betta doower than a winda" You are obstructing my view 8. "wurt ta gewin"? - Where are you off to? 9. "Stondin' theer like one a' Burton's dummies" - An idle person 10. "Thaz a face like a line a wet weshin" - Someone who is sulking
