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Debz from Morecambe sent in ten things she'll do when hell freezes over... 1) Rejoice in consistent excellent customer service 2) Start acting my age 3) Be sensible with money 4) Start believing politicians 5) Vote Tory 6) Quit my safe job and set myself up in business 7) Welcome the idea of children (or grandchildren, for that matter) 8) Be able to say Thats the garden railway finished what now? 9) Succeed at quitting smoking (though Im hoping for a wintry forecast for this one) 10) Learn to ice skate without falling over
Jeff added this... Tell everyone what a fantastic prime minister Tony Blair is!
Valerie added this... Vote for George Bush - or anyone else named Bush!
Yvonne added this... Tell my husband his DIY is rubbish.
Loopy added this... watch another episode of big brother
Mal Walker added these... Go on a diet and keep to it through Christmas and New Year
Support Arsenal
Book a place at the Olympics to watch synchronized swimming
Send my restaurant meal back for being too big a serve
Ask for weak tea with lots of milk and sugar
Buy one of those little dogs that are constantly barking
Watch day-time soaps on TV and record any that I miss
Tell the missus that I think the young girl over the road is gorgeous
