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Stuart Hough's curry chart top 10... 1 Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue 2 Bhaji Trousers - Madness 3 Its Bhuna Hard Days night - Beatles 4 Im a Bhaji Girl - Aqua 5 Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie 6 We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson 7 Come on every Bhaji - Eddie Cochran 8 Tie me Vindaloo down sport - Rolf Harris 9 Korma Chameleon - Culture Club 10 Popodom Preach - Madonna
Stuart Hough's curry chart week 2... 1: Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield 2: We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge 3: Vindaloo - Abba 4: Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice 5: Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss 6: Tandoor Deliver - Adam and the Ants 7: Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley 8: Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf 9: Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard 10: Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim
Catherine added this... If your chapati and you know it clap your nans
