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"Ooh Betty!"

Check out our ludicrous lists, designed to give you a laugh and make the world a better place.

Ten top catchphrases...
1. "You plonker!" - Del Boy, Only Fools
2. "Oh, it's good but it's not right!" - Roy Walker, Catchphrase

3. "It's goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him" - Two Ronnies
4. "Titter ye not!" - Frankie Howard
5. "Can you tell what it is yet?" - Rolf Harris
6. "Nice to see you, to see you nice!" - Brucie
7. "Super, smashing, great" - Jim Bowen
8. "Shut that door!" - Larry Grayson
9. "Oooh Betty" - Frank Spencer
10. "Pot as many balls as you can" - John Virgo, Big Break

Valerie added this...
Allo My Darling! Charlie Drake

Emma added this...
you'll like this, not a lot, but yu'll like it - Paul Daniels

Open the box, take the money! - Des O'Connor

Steve O'Brien added this...
"what is a Hot Spot not?" - Michael Barrymore

Ross Thompson-Jenkins added these...
Stay out of the black and into the red, you get nothing in this game for two in a bed - Jim Bowen, Bullseye.

Awoooooga - John Fashanu, Gladiators.

Kiss my face. Smell my cheese. Cashback - Alan Partridge

You aint seen me right - Fast Show

Just like that - Tommy Cooper

My a*se - Jim Royle

Next time you’re at the checkout and you hear the beep-think of the fun you could be having on supermarketsweep - Dale Winton

Phil Palmer added these...
'Loads o' money' - Harry Enfield
'You don't wanna do it like that! - Harry Enfield

Alison Roberts added this...
But I'm the only gay in the village! - Little Britain

Boakesey added these...
"You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game!"- Bruce Forsyth, Play Your Cards Right.

"Can I have a "P", Bob?" contestant in Blockbusters.

"I've started, so I'll finish" - Magnus Magnusson,
Mastermind

"Don't panic, Captain Mainwaring, Don't panic!!!"
Corporal Jones (Cline Dunn), Dad's Army

"Don't tell 'em your name, Pike!" - Captain Mainwaring (Arthur Lowe), Dad's Army

"Wakey Waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyykey!!!!" -
Billy Cotton

Barbara Robinson added these...
I dont believe it - Victor Meldrew
I'm Free - Mr. Humphreys
It's the way I tell em - Frank Carson
You are awful but I like you - Dick Emery

Mal Walker added these...
"The lady of the house speaking" - Hyacinth, Keeping up appearances
"Oh Nice!" - Onslow, Keeping up appearances
"He's from Barcelona" - Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers
"No, No, No, No, No, No ..... Yes! - Jim in Vicar of Dibley
"They don't like it up 'em" - Old Johnson, Dad's Army
"Get out of that!" - Morecambe, Morecambe & Wise Show
"It's not being courageous is it?" - Hacker , Yes Prime Minister

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