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Ten things that would make the car more fun... 1. Lights on the bonnet like in Knight Rider 2. A soundproof screen behind the front seats, so you can't hear the kids 3. Missile launcher to get speed cameras 4. Velcro car seats 5. Directional windscreen washer jets 6. Loudspeaker for politely pointing out other drivers' imperfections 7. Sarcastic satellite navigation system 8. Pick n mix on the dashboard 9. A built-in ramp that would let you drive over the top of other cars in a traffic jam 10. Voice-activated LED display in the back window
