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Val Houghton from Chorley's Ten Reasons why Beer is Better than Men...
1. Beer doesn't mind if you're ugly or fat. 2. Beer is always there for you. 3. Beer doesn't mind if you cheat. 4. You can fancy a beer and not feel guilty. 5. Beer always gives you satisfaction. 6. Beer doesn't mind taking the blame for your bad behaviour. 7. Beer doesn't mind about your bodily functions - in fact! it encourages it. 8. Beer never complains about you watching the soaps. 9. Beer doesn't mind how much you spend on clothes. 10. You can have a laugh with a beer.
Gladys from Southport added these... You can have a sensible conversation with a pint of beer.
You can drink beer in the nude without it getting all worked up.
Beer doesn't complain if you put it in the fridge
A pint of beer doesn't think football is important
A pint of beer doesn't act macho after watching a James Bond movie
A pint of beer lasts longer than some men
Sandy Parkinson added these... You don't expect the head on a beer to have a brain. You can have 2 or 3 beers a night, and nobody calls you promiscuous. You don't need to look sexy to pick up a beer.
