How interesting - I notice that your arrogance is negatively corrolated to your intelligence

If you had a charisma contest with a warthog - I fear you would lose

I hear what you are saying - I just don't care

You make Jade Goody look like Stephen Hawkins

Please turn away - your face actually offends me

If I asked for a twelve inch deep pan and got 3 inch thin crust i'd sue - so think yourself lucky

You make Martin Clunes look like Brad Pitt

Say hi to your dad - Forrest Gump

And they say God made everyone equal - if I were you I'd ask him for a refund

Were you raised on a farm? You look like you've had a serious run in with GM Products

You've got less sense than Mr Bean

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