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Breakfast on the Toilet
Breakfast on the Toilet

Bog Standard

The gent’s toilet in Broad Street is set to become a café, but what would you call it?


You may have noticed, unless you have been sleeping in can of fizzy drink for the past few weeks that the taxi rank on Broad Street and the toilet next to it are being re-developed.

Broad Street Taxi Rank Closure
Broad Street Taxi Rank Closure

The proposals for the area suggest that the toilet could be used as a café, as you know we can't just leave something like this without putting our own twist on it.

So far we have asked you to come up with a name for a political party, Little Jersey facts and signs of being a bean, now we want you to come up with a name for the Bog Café in Broad Street.

The best suggestion will win the fictional Bog Standard Award and join our Loo Roll of fame.

No need to spend a penny it’s totally free to enter, just use the form at the bottom of the page and tell us your name and what you would call the café.

last updated: 23/02/05
Have Your Say
What would you call the cafe?
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SIMONE C WEARNE
LOU RAWLS CAFETERIA

schitszu
"BEANS"

A Toilet
I will never eat at a toilet.

utilizera
HI! I love this place!

ppionerka
I like your site

"wooloo,mluv".
berge-cack.

David Jones
Mush 'n Flush

DON LE FLEM
THE BEACH HOUSE "COTTAGE"

brian
bomb(pronounced Bum) proof caffe

"eastenders!
"DIRTY DEN"

Swanny
Turd Burglars?

stuart
numéro deux? the gunshite cafe?

SPENCER MOSS
NOCAB CAFE (nocab , BEING BACON SPELT BACKWARDS)

helder
"THE TASTE"

"GRAEME RIVE"
"THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS"

Hilary
Just Passing

"PETER FILE"
"CAPTAINS LOG"

"GRAEME RIVE"
"CAFE INCONTINENTAL"

"DON LE FLU"
"GONE WITH THE WIND"

Kenny M
How about St Louie's Cafe

Catherine
How about The Potty Diner!!! or Potties!!!

Peter
Ozouf's Follie

Tim
How about Clochemerle after the controversial outdoor toilet in Chevallier's book of the same name? Or is this a bit too obscure...

Flossy Le Cobichon
"The Cottage" for it's famed after hours meeting place

Sarah
constipation is on the way....... come in and enjoy the brown fresh food and the smell id delisuos

Louise
The big bang!!!! Plop

Cassie
boggle is a game, shame, we can play it in toliets i love to weeeeeeee, peeeeeee.

sarah
thy town loves to sing at toilets.

len h
'The Temple of Convenience'

MICK L
THE LOOVRE....come and take the weight off your feet and put some more on with a greasy fry up

Black Forest Cow
The Big Splash

George
The Restroom, sit, relax, enjoy

Bean Around The Bog
Suppliers of the worlds finest crap

dr. dale(georgia,usa)
it will always be gents cafe' just a change in service.

lozzer
i would call it 'the wee cafe'! or piddle place

Star
How about 'Liquid+?'

zoohair
knock it down and turn it into luxury "afartments"

jh
2pee or knott

paulinegazey
bog-gles or loo's place

kieran c
call it CAPPASHITO instead of capuchino

k
cafe ala poop

Kissmequick
flushers!!!??

robyn
call it "waste of money" and be done with it will anyone really eat in an old toilet ?

David
'Down the Pan'

Stincer
Julian's!nice to name it after a regular

Fran Jay
I think..... YOURINALLS (urinals) HAHA!

Fran Jay
I reakon a gd name wud be "NUMBER TWO"

Nick Jouault
If it is good value - "Light Relief" Or "Teepee"

J.D
a good name would be OUT OF THE B'LOO'

scott mills
Spar, Checkers Express or simply CI Traders. Well they own everything else in our monopolised economy.

Amanda
La Trine

Dave
Dunny Doos

Sandra
tinkle char

Jennie
I would call it 'The Porcelain Palace.'

sue
The Broad Street Netty Cafe

David Rive
The Jimmy Riddle

pete
Flushers

Alan Breckon
The Last Piste

The Bog
There is NO alternative! = :-8

jon
freckle bottom

Sarah
zoom food

Sarah
Born in 2005

neil britton
the wingnut bar cafe

jon
shore twily

Sarah
Broadway cafe

lassy
bassy sassy passy massy mrs le heuze

m.z.
"Klozet Cafe"

GR
How about "Big Yearns" or "Sit or Stand, But Wash Your Hands"

kiran tax
restricted cab cafe

TT
Public Life

Andy G
If its a fast food type - perhaps the "to go" or perhaps "the china bowl" or the more modern "UR in e cafe"

AJ
Poopa Hut

Sarah C
The Greasy Stool Cafe

Gents
Keep the bogs :(

Eric
The Sitting Room

dave
i would call it the restricted cab cafe!!

Wayne
MacFloaters !

Steve Gidley
What about "Le Pissoir Bistro"?

Stephen McMahon
The Tea Pee

Lucky Liz
Ready Steady Crap!

LJ
Le lavatory

Adele
I would call it 'Just in Time' and have the seats looking like big toilets and the menus would be wriiten on loo roll.

Peter
Three Sheets to the Wind

Bonkers Kitty
Canned Cafe?

mick gray
simons folly

Simon Taylor
Broad Street Craperie

Esther Staite
No 2 Cafe

Peter
Crappaud's

TC
I would call it "The Chocolate Log Cafe". I think that has a nice ring to it.

Rob
Bobs Place

Reg Langlois
A name for the Bog Café in Broad Street. Could be 'FLUSH'

Pauline
"Spend a penny Cafe"

Steve
"pissoires"

Nick
At Your Convenience

Margaret
Pea Soup Cafe!

Clare
Uri Nell's

Andrew SM
Jimmy's Cafe

Michael Edge
I would name the place... The Hang Out Habitot

CJ
A GOOD NAME WOULD BE ((RAPID FLOW)) DIPLOMATS OF ALL THINGS WET!

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