
| Your Halloween horrorscope |  |
|  | | It's a load of old tosh - your fantastic, free horrorscope... |
|  | What's in store for you this Halloween? Are you in for a big surprise or maybe you're just 'axing' for it? Only read on if you're not easily shocked... |
 | |  | If it's your birthday this Halloween: Fame and fortune shall be yours this Halloween. All the world will fall at your feet and worship your genius, but only if you're called Mark and you happen to turn 43 this Halloween...* For everyone else it's just another round of doom and gloom. Also beware of hooded figures carrying scythes... * Any guesses as to who wrote this? He really is born on Halloween - click for more evidence. (Sooze) | | | |
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