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Pitt the Younger has just been elected Prime Minister. His priorities are: war with France, tougher sentences for geography teachers and a right royal kick up the Prince's backside. To stop Parliament from voting away all George's money, Blackadder hatches a fiendish plan. Baldrick is elected to Parliament but is too stupid to vote for the Prince. In a desperate last throw of the dice, Baldrick is sent to the House of Lords and Blackadder is left with nothing but a catskin windcheater and a broken turnip.
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 |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | Blackadder: Sir Talbot represented the constituency of Dunny-on-the-Wold, and, by an extraordinary stroke of luck, it is a rotten borough.
George: Really! Is it! Well, lucky-lucky us. Yippee. Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. Lucky, lucky. Lucky. Luck-a-doodle-dandy-dingle. Luck luck. Luck. Cluck, cluck, cluck. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.
Blackadder: You don't know what a rotten borough is, do you, sir?
George: No.
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you start.
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