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Dotcommery, Tomfoolery, and Swywthery

Piers Beckley|15:34 UK time, Friday, 29 January 2010

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Tim Wright is the writer of digital experiences including Online Caroline, Mount Kristos, and In Search of Oldton. His two new plays, Say What You Want To Hear, will air shortly on Radio 4 - and you can be a part of them by sending in your own swywths.

We've asked Tim to write two pieces for us: one before the first play goes out, and one after the last play.

Take it away, Tim.

Throughout my career as a freelance digital writer and interactive content producer I've been involved in some pretty weird pitches - from persuading the chief executive of a large ISP to invest in an online fantasy Greek island comedy through to being interviewed by NASA about an amateur golfing trip to the moon planned, rehearsed and controlled by an online audience of "moongolfers".

It's this erratic world of dotcommery, tomfoolery and audience participation that inspired me to write Say What You Want To Hear: two afternoon plays for Radio 4 combined with a website for collecting people's secret thoughts or "swywths".

What is a swywth? Well, it's a word I invented to describe a secret thought - specifically the kind of secret thought that knocks around your head regularly but that never normally gets said out loud.

For some, a swywth is the pep talk you give yourself in the morning when you look in the mirror. For others, it's the judgement silently passed on colleagues in yet another boring meeting. Or perhaps it's a regret, a cherished memory, an ambition - or some nonsense from childhood that haunts you as you stare out of the bus window.

In the plays, I attempt to tell the story of Mike and Erik who invent the online "SayWhatYouWantToHear" service for people who'd like to get their swywths read out loud and sent back to them as sound files, to carry around on an iPod for evermore. Imagine - Evan Davis saying "You're OK" to you every day; or Kirsty Young repeating "Your nose is just the right size for your face" over and over again.

Mike's & Erik's mad obsession for Internet fame and glory leads them into ever more absurd situations - both online and IRL (In Real Life).

It's a story about how saying things out loud rather than keeping them to yourself can cause all kinds of problems - and create surprising opportunities.

It's a story about how new communication technologies are changing the way we talk to each other - and who we end up talking to.

Put Your Secret Thoughts Into A Play

It's also a story that the audience can help to shape by adding their swywths to the mix.

I'm aiming to put as many of other people's swywths into the plays as possible - and I want to show how some of these contributions can end up pushing characters around and colouring the events in the play (especially in Play 2)

On Radio 4's website right now we've made a working version of the swywth system so that people really can send in their swywths to a website and get them read out and recorded by Radio 4 announcers, presenters, and actors.

A selection of your submitted swywths will then be used to in the Afternoon Plays themselves - to add atmosphere to scenes, to provide commentary on specific situations, to influence the way some characters behave.

I'm hoping that as the swywth bank grows, we can get more and more eminent and surprising speakers to read out your swywths. Personally, I'm hoping, for example, to get Harrison Ford to read out mine. A crazy dream I know - but no less crazy than some of your swywths I imagine.

If you fancy your secret thoughts appearing in a radio play, send in your swywths soon. Who knows where it will take us?

Developing Crossplatform Fiction

I've been specialising in this kind of participative fiction for some time now. Radio 4 listeners may remember, for example, In Search of Oldton, a radio play and website (and a pack of cards) that allowed the audience to contribute memories of a town that had never really existed - and thus create a fictional landscape in which a story about my dad could breathe.

As a writer I really enjoy the improvisational element that comes with interacting with an audience as we work together to make something meaningful and entertaining.

I also enjoy the subversion of that old transmitter-receiver model where the writer writes and the audience listens. Now we all get a chance to have our say, and a writer has the opportunity to listen, collaborate and manage a project in a way that it was all too easy to avoid when locked away in complete isolation privately consulting one's muse (or staring at a blank page).

Digital fiction writing is just so much more social than ordinary writing, I find - and all the better for it.

These types of project, mind, are not so easy to get into production. Persuading the powers that be in Radio 4 to create a swywth site to support a drama about a fictional online service was a long and arduous process that owes much to the persistence and vision of executive producer Jeremy Mortimer.

It was, in effect, yet another weird pitch.

But in getting drama people, interactive people, business affairs people and - most importantly - the audience all to come together in this way, it feels like we are slowly but surely starting to learn what the benefits of a "cross-platform" approach to storytelling might be.

And what are these benefits? Well, words that spring to mind are: inclusiveness, responsiveness, relevance, diversity, portability, and playfulness. These are all qualities I'd like to inject into my practice. Most of all, though, I'd hope that swywthery and other forms of Internet tomfoolery turn out to be fun.

For, in the words of a famous swywth: If it's not fun, you're not doing it right.

Say What You Want To Hear: The Startup by Tim Wright is on Radio 4 at 2.15pm on Thursday 11th February 2010, starring Stephen Tompkinson, Ewan Bailey and Keely Beresford.

Send in your swywths via the Radio 4 swywth website.



Tony Doyle Bursary Award

Paul Ashton|13:48 UK time, Friday, 29 January 2010

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The shortlist that goes to the judges has been decided and congratulations to the scripts and writers below:

  • Murder in the Lakelands by Patrick Nash
  • Only One Problem by David Ireland
  • The Dealer of Ballynafeigh by Rosemary Jenksinson
  • A Pocket Full of Honour by Raymond Tierney
  • The Pilgrimage by Chris Boyle
  • East Side Princess by Vanessa Pope
  • Christie by Chris Croucher & Mark Benyon

This year recorded the largest number of writers applying for the Tony Doyle Bursary. There was a real range of stories from serial killers, to Belfast based domestic dramas to period romps. We were surprised there weren't more theatre or radio scripts - but as this was the first year that the criteria opened up it is possible that some writers didn't pick up on it. We did notice a tendency for some writers to confuse feature film scripts with hour long dramas for TV - a lot of covering letters said a script was for TV when it was actually for the big screen.

New Welsh Writers

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Paul Ashton|13:25 UK time, Thursday, 28 January 2010

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We had a fantastic turnout at our Cardiff open day - more than 100 writers came along, we ran surgeries with Writersroom, BBC Wales TV Drama and National Theatre Wales, with simultaneous Perfect 10 workshops. Then Steve Thompson, who is writing for the forthcoming BBC Wales production Sherlock, came to talk about his career.

And we launched our New Welsh Writers opportunity, which is open to writers with some form of professional commission/production and is a partnership with BBC Wales Drama and National Theatre Wales. So if you are Welsh or are resident in Wales and do have some professional experience then take a look and send us a script.

Spirit Warrior

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Paul Ashton|11:15 UK time, Friday, 22 January 2010

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Jo Ho's original new drama series for CBBC, Spirit Warriors, begins today at 5.45pm. Jo came to the attention of CBBC through one of the regular meetings we have where representatives of departments from across the BBC come together to discuss writers. Her calling card script was recommended to the CBBC development team; Spirit Warriors is the eventual result of the conversation that began when they invited her in for a meeting to discuss her ideas on the basis of her script. You can also read our interview with Jo.

Newsjack: Explosion In A Clown Factory

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Dan Tetsell|12:57 UK time, Monday, 18 January 2010

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Sorry about that last blog. I never wanted to come across as a font-obsessed monomaniac. Oh, I am one; I just didn't want everyone knowing.

So, the sketch deadline for Newsjack show 3 has passed. Did you send anything in? Slow news week, isn't it? And where it's not slow, it's grim.

The first radio job I had was writing on The Way It Is - like Newsjack, a topical open-door sketch show. The phrase 'explosion in a clown factory' became a writers' meeting joke for when we'd discussed all the headlines and we'd moved on to the AOB news stories; a code for the ideal subject for a topical sketch show. Anything other than write another sketch about London Fashion Week. It always seemed to be London Fashion Week back then - it was snow of the late 90s.

Newsjack has brought those days flooding back. Of course, then a non-comm could actually come in and wave their script under nose of the producer and find a corner of the canteen to do rewrites. This was before the whole Jill Dando thing made the BBC much pickier about their door policy. Added to that, most of the open door submissions were coming in by post or fax so the competition from slush pile was only a few inches rather than a couple of feet. Email has oddly made submitting both easier and harder.

These days I use 'explosion in a clown factory' slightly differently. For me it's a news story that at first sight looks like it'll result in comedy gold but actually has little to offer the sketch writer because it's already funny, a joke on a joke.

Last year, Swindon twinned with Disney World. Brilliant! Yet, I think it's a prime example of a light industrial Pierrot tragedy. The problem for a comedy writer is that all the jokes are already in the story. There's no sideways angle, there's nothing other than a funny news story. The jokes are already there for everyone to see - no matter how much you extrapolate, there's very little you can do that is funnier than the fact that Swindon and Disney World have twinned.

Beware the 'And finally...' news stories. Beware anything in a tabloid that's less than two inches in length - and beware anything that sounds like a set-up to a penis joke. Beware the Most Emailed on the BBC website, where comedy news never dies - that goat was still getting married last year. It might sound pretentious, but a sketch has to have tension and drama like any other script, just in miniature. OK, it did sound pretentious, but it's still true. Often that tension and drama turns on the juxtaposition of the story and your treatment of it. So if the source material is already a joke, where do you have left to go? Obviously, we're not asking for page upon page of Haiti jokes, but if there's nothing real under discussion what's the point of the sketch? That's not to say that 'just being funny' can't be the point - I certainly don't want a drily po-faced satirical show where the cast solemnly hold their fists in the air after every sketch - but it's better to be funny about something with a bit of balls than a nothing story that happens to include a dead parrot.

There's also a sub-set of the EiaCF (as all the cool kids are calling it) and it's this: the bleeding obvious take. Last week we had a lot of stuff about Iris Robinson and I'd say 90% were some form of The Graduate parody. That's not to say some weren't good, but they were all parodies of The Graduate - with a story about an older woman called Robinson seducing a younger man that's route one; the bleeding, dare I say it, obvious. That might sound harsher than I mean it to be. All I'm asking of you is this: when you're thinking of a funny angle on a story, be better than a Sun sub-editor. Could anyone have written that sketch or only you?

Now, by way of variety and to give some respite from my endless stream of opinionated rule-making, I've asked some writers that I respect and, more importantly, have the email addresses for, to write down the one bit of advice they'd give to someone starting out writing for a show like Newsjack. First up is Tony Roche, writer of The Thick of It, In The Loop, The Comic Side of 7 Days , World Of Pub and many more. Tony...

Always re-read what you've written before you send it.

Always re-write what you've written if you think you can make it better.

Persevere, persevere, persevere, then give up.

Give all your writing fees to charity.

Don't take other people's advice as gospel.

Thanks, Tony. Considering the nature of these blogs, that last one's quite interesting and I'll be discussing it in my next dictatorial rant: Script Editors - Where Do They Get Off?

Dan

Al Smith's Radio series

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Paul Ashton|11:22 UK time, Friday, 15 January 2010

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Next week, the original series Al Smith developed during our Radio Drama Series residential scheme in 2008 is being broadcast during Woman's Hour.

NEWSJACK: SCRIPT SMART OR SMART SCRIPTS?

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Dan Tetsell|13:32 UK time, Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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OK, that's show two all printed off. We're now waiting for our cast to arrive from their snowy country retreats (and for some game changing news event to make all our sketches obsolete), so I've got just about enough time to post this on the subject of laying out sketches.

The first sketch I ever sold was to a short-lived and now forgotten Channel 4 show called Barking. My writing partners (Danny Robins and Marcus Brigstocke) and I had spent long hours laboriously single-finger tapping it out, letter by letter, on Marcus' word processor with the screen about the size of cigarette carton. We then printed it out on his dot matrix printer (that dates me) and posted it off (that dates me even more) to the producer. Who said, "Do us a favour - make the next one readable". We'd just written it out like we did for our stage scripts, trying to fit as much on one page as possible without any thought to font, layout or formatting. Thinking back it must have looked like a black page with a light dusting of white.

Reading as many sketches as I do for Newsjack, I can understand where that producer was coming from. If a sketch is hard to read, it can be hard to laugh at. Obviously, the most important part isn't the way the writing's laid out, but the writing itself. It's only the film industry, I think, who live by arcane rules of formatting - and isn't adorable how they use Courier so they can pretend it was written on an old typewriter? As long as what's on the page is clear, good writing will out.

However, I think taking the time to get your formatting right for radio will actually help the writing shine all the brighter. In radio the physical script, the pieces of paper with your words on them, is central to the whole production. In TV and film the actors learn their lines, in radio they don't. The sound engineers, the producer, everyone works from the same script the actors do. In radio, it all springs from the script. That's why it's such a writer-friendly medium - that and there isn't enough money to attract the massive, greedy idiots that can make film and television such a chore. So your radio script has to be clear and understandable, everything you want to say has to be right there in black and white - and the standard radio template we use in comedy is there for a reason. It's simply the clearest for everyone to read.

There's another, more selfish, reason why I'm urging you to take the time to lay out your sketches properly: IT MAKES MY LIFE EASIER. When I go in to tweak a line here or cut and paste a section there, it's seconds of my life wasted changing Times New Roman or Tahoma or Wingdings Italics or whatever into normal, sensible, clearly-the-best Arial 12pt. Those seconds add up. Do you really want me to lose precious moments with my young daughter over a serif font? This is no time to assert your independence from the hivemind. Arial. Arial. Arial.

I apologise if this is teaching anyone to suck eggs, but here's how you layout your basic vanilla radio script for Newsjack (and pretty much any other radio show):

DO NOT USE SCRIPT SMART. Controversial, I know, here in the heartland of Script Smart usage but, frankly, it's a nightmare. I'm sure it can be useful for longer scripts (though I just use Word without any macros) but for a three page sketch I don't see the point of using it. Plus, we can't edit it - and everything gets edited. When I see that 'Enable Macros?' box come up, my heart sinks, and you don't want my heart sinking just before I read your sketch.

FONT. Use Arial 12pt. It's the best - certainly the clearest for sight reading. It's what we'll change it to anyway, so be a mensch and use Arial.

THE TOOLBAR IS YOUR FRIEND.

Start by clicking on Format.

Then click on Paragraph.

See 'Indentation Special'? Set that to 'Hanging' and '4cm'.

Change 'Line Spacing' to 1.5 Lines.

Now after writing your CHARACTER NAME or FX (sound effects) or GRAMS (music) cues on the left, one tab will take you to the start of the cue - no need for multiple tabs or pressing the space bar. You can also set the hanging indent by moving the bottom margin arrow to 4cm. At the end of each cue, Return twice and start the next.

CHARACTER NAMES in capitals, FX and GRAMS in capitals, bold and underline.

FORMAT WHILE YOU PROOF READ. It's become second nature to me now, so I do it as I go along, but if you just want to get the words down without worrying about margins etc, just combine it with your final proof read.

DON'T FORGET THE BASICS - Name, email address in the Header, page numbers in the Footer. Everything that's in the writers' brief, basically.

If you're confused by any of that or unsure in any way, have a look at some of the radio comedy scripts on the Writersroom site - like this one by a couple of thrusting young Turks. As long as it looks like that, you'll be fine.

So, that's the easy way to format a radio sketch - and, like everything in this blog, it's only my opinion. Based on years of experience. Smiley face emoticon.

To sum up: it's the writing that counts, but making it look right can't hurt.

That Barking sketch turned out pretty weak in the end, but it did get sampled on DJ Dee Kline's Don't Smoke (Da Reefa), so take heart - maybe your next sketch will end up as a 1990s novelty drum n bass No. 11 chart 'hit'.

Next time on the Newsjack blog: Explosion In A Clown Factory - why a funny news story doesn't always equal a funny sketch.

Bits and Pieces.

Piers Beckley|16:13 UK time, Monday, 11 January 2010

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A new EastEnders spinoff, E20 has just started online.

The winner of the 2009 Sitcom Trials (as promoted on our Opportunities page) was End To End, written and performed by Steve McNeil and Sam Pamphilon, and co-written and directed by Matt Holt.



Welsh New Writers

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Paul Ashton|14:35 UK time, Monday, 11 January 2010

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Writersroom, BBC Cymru Wales and National Theatre Wales are running an open event in Cardiff for Welsh writers who would like to come to masterclass sessions and surgeries to discuss writing for TV, radio and theatre. Take a look here for more details.

Scotland Writes Masterclass

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Paul Ashton|14:16 UK time, Monday, 11 January 2010

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The 18 writers who progressed to the 'longlist' stage in the sifting process and beyond, including the final 6 sent to the judges, are coming along to the Scotland Writes masterclass this week in Glasgow (snow permitting). So if you haven't already heard from us about this event, then unfortunately it means you haven't made it through to this stage in the competition. But congratulations to the writers who did make it through.

Newsjack Uncut (Actually no, that would be about an hour long and full of mistakes)

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Dan Tetsell|15:07 UK time, Friday, 8 January 2010

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So, the first show of the new series has been written, re-written, collated, re-written again, rehearsed, performed, edited and broadcast so this seems as good a time as any to start this series of blogs aimed at giving you an insider's view of the ravening script-hungry beast that is Newsjack. You can tell I'm an insider through my use of hipster, cutting-edge industry jargon like 'show' and 'series'.

For fear of sounding like an anonymous alcoholic, I'm Dan Tetsell and I am the Newsjack script editor. Though I can't give you the secret code to the door marked 'success' - only Jonathan Ross knew it and he's dead to us now - I will try and tell you as much as I can about the process behind the final broadcast show and what we're looking for from our non-commissioned submissions.

For now, let's run through the Newsjack schedule.

As you'll know if you've read our writers' brief (and if you want to send stuff in, you really should) the deadline for sketch submissions is midday on Mondays. We get around 300-400 emails a week and sometimes more, so that's a big pile to get through but, and I can't stress this enough, everything gets read. If you send it, we will read. Newsjack wouldn't exist without its open-door submissions, so it's in our interest to make sure that nothing get missed. As I may have mentioned - everything gets read. Everything. Gets. Read. Oh, would you look at that, I can stress it enough.

What we're left with by around 5pm on the Monday are 80 or so of the best sketches. This is the selection that gets passed on to me and which I then do another pass on - putting them into 'Yes', 'No' and 'Hmmm?' piles - so that by the 10am Tuesday morning meeting we have a pretty strong idea about which news stories we've got covered and which ones we haven't. The Tuesday meeting for commissioned writers is essentially to plug the gaps left by the submissions. Maybe a story has broken that morning or maybe nothing we've had in has really cracked the best comic angle.

Tuesday is taken up with getting as many sketches as possible into as good a shape as possible. Pretty much everything gets rewritten - some sketches more than others. With a show with so many different writers (we got over 70 new writers on air during the first series) my main job is to find, and fit things to, the Newsjack tone. Also, some things could just be funnier. Though I do the bulk of any rewriting that needs doing, sometimes I get the writer of the sketch to do it themselves (particularly if they've had something on before or I feel we're tonally simpatico) or I hand it over to Gareth Gwynn and John Luke Roberts, the Radio Entertainment department's staff writers.

While for most of Tuesday it feels like we've got no show, at about 4pm it all suddenly starts coming together and what looks almost like a show looms up at us out of the fog. The job on Wednesday morning is to finalise that shape. The idea is to go into a rehearsal with the cast at around 1.30pm with about 50 minutes worth of material. This does mean that some sketches that we've done several passes on can fall at this hurdle. Again we may write some last minute sketches to address something that's happened overnight or that morning (though Hoon and Hewitt helpfully decided to shoot themselves in the foot just ten minutes after we'd printed the scripts) or decide that a sketch could be held over for another week - particularly if it's about a news story that's going to bubble away for a while or if it's less urgently topical in it's subject matter.

The producers, our invaluable production co-ordinator, the cast and myself meet in the bowels of Broadcasting House and read the script through once. As I said, at this point the script can be around the 50 minute mark. The aim is to record about 40 minutes, so after the rehearsal there is a quick script meeting between myself and the producers about what needs trimming, punching up or cutting entirely. This can be the most brutal part of the rewriting process. It's only when you hear it read that you can really spot a script's weaknesses. That sketch? Needs to be half as long. That joke? Doesn't work. Replace it or cut it. Any line changes or cuts the actors amend on their scripts by hand, anything more complicated or radical I type up and reissue the pages.

There's then just enough time to rehearse on mic with the sound effects and music, make some final script tweaks, have a small sandwich (maybe they'll get bigger now Ross has gone) and a pre-show wee before the audience come in and it's time to see if any of our calls pay off. Ideally next week the media won't have spent all day warning everyone not to leave their homes and we'll get more than 50 people.

The show is edited on the Thursday morning using scissors and chewing gum before being fed into the giant robot who lives in the Radio 7 basement. To be honest, I have nothing to do with the show once the recording's over so I may have some of those final details wrong.

OK, right, that's how the show works from our end. I aim to look in more detail at each part of the process - and your part in the process - in later blogs but for now I'll give you the most basic of basic advice for getting on Newsjack.

  1. Keep it short. A sketch doesn't want to be more than three pages in radio layout (of which more in the next blog).
  2. Keep it simple. At heart, a sketch is a single idea. You can, and must, fit as many jokes into it as you can but the central premise has to be strong and clear.
  3. Listen to the show. You really can tell who's heard the show and who hasn't. Go on get that podcast
  4. Come and see the show. We record every Wednesday at Broadcasting House in London. Tickets are free and here. Not only is it more fun than sitting at home on your own, you'll also get an idea of what works in front of a live audience and get a feel for our cast.
  5. Keep the faith. If you don't get something on, it's not a personal judgement on you. There are other shows and other chances. "No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better".

That's right, always leave 'em with a maudlin Beckett quote - it's the third rule of comedy. The first two being a Fight Club joke. Alright Newsjackers and potential Newsjackers, see me back here for our next sermon: Formatting. Ooooh.

Dan

Imison Award Winner

Paul Ashton|13:45 UK time, Friday, 8 January 2010

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Slightly late with this good news, but Lucy Caldwell who came on our 2007 Sparks Radio scheme, won the 2009 Imison Award for the best original script from a writer new to radio for her 2008 play Girl From Mars.

Words, words, words

Piers Beckley|17:31 UK time, Thursday, 7 January 2010

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A veritable smorgasbord of them!

We've got some new scripts for you in the script archive.

Waterloo Road

Series 1, Episode 1 by Ann McManus and Maureen Chadwick

Series 4, Episode 1 by Lisa Holdsworth

Series 4, Episode 16 by Nick Hoare

The Sarah Jane Adventures

Prisoner of the Judoon - Part One (s3e1) by Phil Ford

Prisoner of the Judoon - Part Two (s3e2) by Phil Ford

Share and enjoy!

Newsjack open for business!

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Piers Beckley|13:26 UK time, Monday, 4 January 2010

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Just a quick note to remind you that Newsjack is now open for business!

For the next six weeks send your sketches to [email protected] by 12:00noon on Monday, and your one-liners by 5:00pm on Tuesday.

No more than three sketches a week, please.

You can find out more about what they want - and don't - on the

Newsjack website.

If you've already sent them your work and received an email saying the series is over, and are worrying they might not have got them, never fear - your sketches and one-liners have been received and everything will be read.