Fair Play
I’ve had a fantastic Easter, back home at Hotel Wincup. There’s nothing like lying on your parents’ sofa and watching Most Haunted. Not only has my trip home been relaxing, but inspirational too.
The fair was in town – it needs little explanation. On Monday I celebrated my 24th birthday with vodka, redbull and travelling folk. Me and the fabulous Tom Holland, number one fan of the waltzers, hit the funfair on two separate occasions. We did receive whiplash from the Dodgems and Tom lost a bit of knee on the ‘Jumping Frog’ (which I think was a children’s ride) but the fun we had has made me think twice about my ‘No win, No fee’ lawsuit. It was hilarious driving into elderly people and screaming louder than the kids, and the Fairground Supervisors (P.C. term) provided me with plenty of ideas for my script and characters, most of which are quite disturbing… I’m sure I saw someone drinking Fairy Liquid from the bottle.

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I'm sorry, I must get my eyes tested. I though you wrote "I celebrated my 24th birthday with vodka, redbull and tuning fork". Now THAT would have been some birthday.