Archives for March 2011
35. Aleesha

From: Paul Langley
To: Everyone
Aleesha, been trying to get hold of you - we need 2 talk about us. Pick up your phone or answer the door. I know you've been in cos the lights are on in ur house. Come on we need to talk. We belong 2gether.

Danielle Harker Paul, Aleesha's told me what's going on and you need to back off. She's not answering your calls because she's had to completely turn off her phone. STOP HASSLING HER.

Paul Langley Wots it 2 u? all u care about is urself.

Danielle Harker Cheek - at least I take CARE of myself, like washing and stuff- heard of it??? --- last time u were out u smelt like a bin lorry.

Paul Langley Ur all so 2faced. U all just want wotever u can get. U don't care about anything or anyone else. Get lost.

Aleesha Dillon Paul, it's over. The reason I'm not answering the door is because you're freaking me out. Hanging off the doorbell at one o'clock in the morning isn't good for either of us... this isn't funny. Back off and stop acting crazing. We're done.

Philip Ryan Come on Paul, it's time to stop this. You're scaring her. We've all been there mate but this isn't the right way to handle it. Dan, maybe you should stay out of this one.
P.

Paul Langley Its ok 4 all of u. Ive lost everything.
34. My Show

From: The BooBoy
To: Everybody
Hey guys I hope you all enjoyed my show, here it is again for anyone who missed it!
31. Mex and the City!

From: Danielle Harker
To: Everyone
Swim suit...check!!! Sun tan lotion... Check!!! Trashy romance novel... Check!!!
Off to Mexico City with my Boo. Can't wait - only 2 more sleeps to go! Xx :) :) :)

Philip Ryan Plastic bags? Check! Battered old trainers? Check! Loose change? Check! Deodorant? Hmm...
I'm off down the arcade shopping for nappies. Okay, you win...Sleep? What is sleep? P.
*does a Mexican wave*

Aleesha Dillon Shut up Philip... we all know you love playing Daddy. Mexicoooo!...So exciting Dan! xoxo.

Bolton Smilie Mexico City gonna be massive. Been told there's some major nights down at the Favelas. Mate of mine just back from 3 day fiesta! Gonna be off the hook.

Paul Langley Mexico City is a DUMP. FACT. Hope you feel rite at home there .

Aleesha DillonHave a brilliant time and bring me back something nice! No fake designer handbags like that time you went to Malaga!!! Love you really xoxo
29. Congrats

From: Janeece Bryant
To: Everyone
Congratulations Mr & Mrs Ryan.

Philip Ryan Thanks, it was crazy but in a good way. Beautiful bride, beautiful venue. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves and if I could do it again I would. Here are some pics of our 'I do'.

Paul Langley Get married again. Like a bigamist Phil. Like mother like son...

Philip Ryan Eh? Why the aggro?

Aleesha Dillon Ignore him Phil, he's probably still got a hangover. Michaela, you look stunning. x

Janeece Bryant OMG those pics are great, you both look so lovely, so romantic, I printed them up and showed everyone in the staff room :)

Danielle Harker You look such a lovely couple, made for each other I'd say x
27. Boo Boy has landed!!!

From: Bolton Smilie
To: Everyone
Check out these pics Julian arranged to have done to promote the show!

Danielle Harker OMG babes, can't believe you didn't tell me about these! You look well gorgeous!!! Xxx

Aleesha Dillon Haha, cheesing it up as ever - love them Bolton.

Donte Charles Liking the clobber mate. I know a man who could print a couple of those shirts for us on the cheap. Sell 'em to all your fangirls, what do you say? Can probz get him to throw in a couple of printed mugs n bathrobes as well?

Bolton Smilie Er, not really sure bathrobes & mugs are the Boo Boy style but would be up for a few limited edition shirts. Could sell them at the gigs, give a few away on the show, etc.

Donte Charles Say no more my friend and leave it with me...

Danielle Harker Make sure to save one of those shirts for me! I can wear it over my bikini in Mexico... x

Aleesha Dillon You're going to Mexico?!?! Well jealous, Dan, when?!

Danielle Harker Bolton and I will be going after the wedding. So excited - already packing my stuff!

Donte Charles Hold that thought Dan... minor spelling error on the t-shirts... anyone after a 'Poo boy' shirt instead?
24. Wedding fever!


Janeece Bryant You and Mich both luv Kyle and he's gonna have a great life out there in Dubai! Think about it, it's going to be AMAZING! Got my dress yesterday - don't want to ruin the surprise but it's red and VERY sparkly!

Aleesha Dillon You guys will so be missed when you're gone but I agree with Janeece, you're doing it for all the best possible reasons. Love the sound of the dress, Jan, still working out what I'm going to wear. Maybe those leopard print shoes will make an appearance...

Michaela White Girls, glad to hear you're getting your gladrags planned. If I don't see some exceptional hats I'll be disappointed ;)
Mx
23. BOO BOY RADIO SHOW

From: Bolton Smilie
To: Everybody
Here's my latest Radio Pulsate show - CHECK IT OUT PEOPLE!
Breaking news! I'll be on BBC Radio 1Xtra 9.15am Monday morning LIVE with Twin B!
TUNE IN!
21. The look on Phil's Face

From: Paul Langley
To: Everyone
Well ladies, you asked for it...

Aleesha Dillon Well Phil, you know what they say - boys with curls get the girls ;)

Bolton Smilie More of a geriatric than a girl, Leesh. Don't let the look on Phil's face fool you though - he was loving it!

Philip Ryan Take that back, Smilie. As for you Paul... some best man...

Paul Langley Aww, don't take it personally mate, it's the best man's job to humiliate the groom ;)
20. Hen Night Pics

From: Janeece Bryant
To: Everyone
Eurgh my eyebrows look well mingin in these pics!!!!!

Chlo Grainger Sexy ladies! What would Miss Campbell say? Top buttons undone, skirts higher than knee level - shocking! Can't believe you got that face paint on the wrong way, Aleesha, too funny!
Sorry I couldn't make it - Izzie and Donte are both wrapped up in bed with colds, bloomin' Scarborough and the rain, it's muggins here who has to run around after them both.

Janeece Bryant Our Cheryl's always getting colds too. It was a gr8 night though! U need 2 get out wiv us sometime!
Dunno wot Aleesha put on our faces but it wasn't face paint - it still won't come off. Keep tryin' to wash it. My skins gone red and you can still see it!!!! Nightmare day at work - Fisher not pleased AND there's this hottie called Dan helpin' the kids in at the mo, won't look at me like this tho!!!

Aleesha Dillon I worked out how to get the make-up off! Rub butter on the skin (but don't rub it in!) then wash it straight off with soapy water.
Paul told me that he was booking a stripper but went all quiet when I asked about it last night! Wonder what happened there...
Also your eyebrows look great BUT I'm doing a threading assessment in a couple of weeks if you fancy coming in and being my model...?

Danielle Harker Lifesaver! Do not want to know how you worked that out though lol xx
EPISODE THREE STAGS AND HENS
Episode 3 Stags and Hens will not be available on Red Button this week due to scheduling conflicts. However both episodes 3 and 4 will be shown on the BBC One Red Button service on Wednesday 23rd March at 9pm.
17. Save the date!

From: Philip Ryan
To: Everyone
Now that Michaela and Kyle have settled in we have some big news to share with you...
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! That's right; the impossibly gorgeous Michaela White has agreed to do me the honour of being my wife and make us a proper family. First things first, Paul, will you be my best man?

Paul Langley WOW? Really? OMG! I'll be your bestest man - I've got the opener of my speech already. "I wish Philip better luck with Michaela than with his last girlfriend who, (if you didn't know) turned out to be a lesbian" Haha

Ros McCain NOT funny, Paul :P
Congratulations Michaela and Phil, I would never have put the two of you together!!! Love the pic you make a beautiful family - Kyle's just gorgeous! Phil, you must be so proud!

Donte Charles OMG!!!! How are you finding being a dad mate? We should def get together some time for a pint and swap nappy-changing techniques. Trust me, I'm a pro ;) Congrats on the engagement.

Paul Langley Ay up, I just realised what this means....STAG PARTY!!!

Michaela White It's not going to be a big do, you lot. Just a few close friends, family. xx

Danielle Harker I AM SPEECHLESS. It is a* fairly* big deal, Mich! You and Phil! Who'd have thought! Congratulations!
Bolton - are you still up for coming around later? I know it's only been a few hours but I miss you hugsn'kisses xxx

Donte Charles I'm up for the stag, just let me know when and where!

Janeece Bryant Ooh, I luv a good weddin' need any help from me Phil!? Fisher says I'm the best organist she's ever had!

Philip Ryan Organiser, Janeece. And I think Michaela's going to call you later with a list of stuff. Paul - no strippers. I repeat, NO STRIPPERS.
14. Anyone got a Van?

From: Philip Ryan
To: Everyone
Hey guys. Any of you know anyone with a van? Or a car with a big boot? Cheaper the better, like free? P.

Paul Langley Hedin out 2 bury the bodies mate? ;-D

Bolton Smilie Paul, even for you that was weak! Phil, I can sort you out with wheels - my cuz has a van for his band. What u need it for?

Philip Ryan Cheers Bolt. Michaela and Kyle are going to be moving in with me for a bit, I've got loads of room and I'm helping her out with Kyle and stuff.

Janeece Bryant Oooh, Michaela & Philip sittin in a tree!!!!!!!!!!! Haha :) :):):) J

Michaela White Grow up Janeece.
10. BOO BOY GIG FRIDAY NIGHT

From: Michaela White
To: Everyone
Alright people? Bolton has a gig on Saturday night at Stereo. Come and show your support. Mx


Bolton Smilie THIS IS MAAAAAAAASSIVE! It's a battle between me and that div Idris/ASBO MC! I'm gonna be takin him down! No messin, this is gonna be outta control! BOO! BOO! This big manager Julian is comin to judge me and Idris and he's gonna sign the winner!! No showin me up, yea?

Philip Ryan Yo yo, you can count on MC Phil to be there. Ya'll be grinding to the beats, shimmying my feet, supporting the clique.
Woooooord. ;)

Danielle Harker LOL @ Phil! Didn't you see Bolton saying he doesn't want anyone showing him up? ;) I'll deffo be there supporting you Bolton, you know I'm your biggest fan! Need any help organising? You took my number at the party so just give us a text ;-) Xx
6. Party pics!

From: Janeece Bryant
To: Everyone
PICS!!!!

Paul Langley Look into my eyes.......

Donte Charles Bolton, that 'tache makes you look well shady! Chlo & I are sorry to have missed it. Rained the whole time in Scarborough but Izzie loved it. Think we have all caught flu arrrgh!

Danielle Harker Ignore him Bolton, you look well fit.

Danielle Harker LOVE IT!!! xxx






























