'It's all very well to stand by your man but HE'S TAKEN THE WINE!': The Archers Listener Discussions to 16 January 2015
Radio 4
A missing Tiger, a cornered Titchener and a cock-a-hoop PC Burns... it's the listeners' take on the week in Ambridge.
Kicking off with a nasty post-holiday comedown for Lilian...
Oh Lilian, it's all very well to stand by your man and all that but HE'S TAKEN THE WINE! #thearchers [Lindabell15 on Twitter]
The Russians came back and got him - simples [Barbara Prater on Facebook]
Next week's Borchester Echo "Ambridge Resident Seeks Missing Tiger” [Pauline Hooley on Facebook]
Matt and Lilian were solid...it wouldn't have happened. After all that stuff in Russia their relationship was indestructible. Why is no-one happy any more? [Jackie Cardy on Facebook]
Are we going to see Lillian doing Borsetshire Noir when she tries to find him? Hope she's got the right sweater! Ja! [Celia Saywell on Facebook]
Yes but we haven't heard nor hide nor hair of him for months and now he's just ...... Gone? Please, please bring him back [Philippa Vereker on Facebook]
Oh#Lilian: catch him if you can (and make him pay) it's time to break free!! matt the leopard hasn't changed his spots! [@valj48 on Twitter]
Is the minor matter of Matt's having had Lillian's lover murdered finally going to come to light? #thearchers [@skybloo1 on Twitter]
"Take the test! Taaake the tesssst!!!" chanted Facebook/Twitter as Rob refused to "dance to that woman's tune"
Who does Rob think he is? Michael Jackson?!#kidisnotmyson SHAMONE! [@samwessexgirl on Twitter]
Titcheners afraid of the DNA test on the grounds that he's genetically related to the dung beetle… [Mark Chapman on Facebook]
I swing between thinking Rob is just a weirdo and Jess is the BBfH and Rob is a crazed loon looking to take over Bridge Farm and Ambridge Organics and run off with Tina too. [Paula Hubbard on Facebook]
Please can it be another of Brian Aldridge provenance? Oh go on! Pretty please? [Claudia Clare Ceramics on Facebook]
The hills were alive with the sound of robots as Ruth and David investigated their farming options...
Whitney: The Robotic Milkers are our future / Programme them well and let them lead the way..#thearchers [@lomelindi12 on Twitter]
Have Ruth and David not seen all the amazing technology at the Zero grazing mega dairy. Rob never has to go to work, the cows do everything themselves, they press buttons all day. [Lynda Everington on Facebook]
I have an image of one of the cows coming round with the tea trolley at 11am. Would you like a biscuit dear,with your tea? [Sue Pidgeon on Facebook]
Archers listeners said "chin chin" as they knocked up some Ambridge cocktails. Ours is a Flower and Produce [Dry January]...
OOooh PC Plod has had his way with his truncheon. [Fiona Caroline Messenger on Facebook]
Dear BBC The Archers, please could you ask your colleagues if it could be arranged for Harrison Burns to read the shipping forecast? That would be bliss [Jennifer Robertson on Facebook]
Oooh - Fallon & the PC are in bed! I wonder if she used the old "come into the shower" trick as patented by her mother? #thearchers [@tweetalansmith on Twitter]
