Quote of the Week: Joe knows his onions

It's that time of year – when the air hangs heavy with the scent of chutney and the rivalry between horticultural frenemies Bert and Joe gets serious. It's almost time for The Ambridge Flower & Produce Show!

But which gardener has grown the finest onions? Are Bert's beetroots really firm to perfection?

And if Messrs Fry and Grundy step aside for their ailing rival, Cecil Jackson, will we ever find out!?