Quote of the week: Beyond redemption

Though the congregation have tried to slow hand-clap Rob Titchener out of Ambridge...

Though Alan's wife is unceremoniously chucking Rob out of Blossom Hill Cottage...

The Reverend Franks tried to shepherd his lost sheep this week.

Rob was having none of it...

"They’d have had me burned at the stake if they could," snapped Rob.

"I don’t think so," said Alan...

Oblivious to the torch-wielding mob descending Lakey Hill...