Brian, Robert and Jim were tormented by Birds of Borsetshire, Ed made a painful decision, Rob was forced to eat pizza, while Adam was revealed...
Another year, another bottle of aftershave for Roy. But did he deserve a second chance at happiness for his birthday? Or should he be left to stew in his own regret?
Someone needs to give him a kick up the proverbiale and some grovelling powder encourage him to get up and try to get hayley back you numpty get over to brum and stop wallowing in self pity [Clair Roberts on Facebook]
As much as I like them as a couple, Hayley deserves better. [Karina Davies on Facebook]
Poor Ed made the difficult decision to back out of dairy farming. But farming’s loss was the tissue industry’s gain as listeners empathised with his plight...
Ooooh, pass the Kleenex, Poor Ed [Lorna McLaren onFacebook]
I am an ex farmer and had 40 milkers on a rented farm just like Ed. and its not easy selling your cows it brings tears to your eyes. its been 15 years now and still thinnk about them [Dave Jones on Facebook]
I visited the farm where I grew up not so long ago and it was all so quiet. There seemed to be no-one working there except one contract worker who lived in the nearest town. The farm cottages were occupied by retired non-farmers and business consultants. [Bob Cant on Facebook]
Sympathise with Ed on #thearchers? Think about where you buy your milk to support dairy farmers like him [@foggyknitter on Twitter ]
Robert and Jim weren’t the only ones incensed by the Birds of Borsetshire this week. As Home Farm became “riddled” [his word, not ours'] with women and Brian found himself outnumbered...
Don't usually feel sorry for Brian but Kate and Lillian in the same house! [@GraceShaw20 on Twitter]
Stop whinging Brian. All you need is a strong padlock for the wine fridge. [@SteveBrooksTA on Twitter]
If I remember correctly didn't Lilian aid and abet Matt looting his wife's property? What goes around and all that #Ambridge [@lionbleu on Twitter]
We asked what Adam looks like in your mind’s eye. Turns out he's...
A ginger [Ruth Tessler], yet sandy blonde, muscular Adonis [Kate Coulter] with a ripped 6-pack [Sarah Lamballe], ‘frustratingly’ handsome [Tania Botting]. George Clooney on a Massey [Alice Stott] and Clive Owen in wellies [Janette Reed] or… alternatively…. Short, fat, balding with a dreadful complexion and a shaving rash. [Anji Lomas]. Read more
And finally, Rob dropped the B-word and suffered the indignity of having to eat a takeaway pizza for his tea...
Quick Henry, pop Rob's pizza crusts in the post to Auntie Jess #dnaswab [@McSquorge on Twitter]
Henry- 'Yes mummy, I'd love a bast*rd takeway!' Helen- 'Henry! Where did you pick up such language?’ [@sookisoo on Twitter]
