Who would ever have expected these words to be uttered about Roy Tucker of all people?
He's had so many dates that Kirsty can't keep track of them. Fortunately Roy can. He has a wall planner taking up half of the kitchen wall.
Well... who can resist a man with a big spreadsheet?
This week's runners-up:
"The smell of goose guts is not remotely erotic." You said it, Pip.
"Me? Spread rumours? I wouldn’t dream of it." Beg to differ, Susan.
