Neil and Susan got hot and spicy, Roy and Jennifer were triumphant, Rob showed his true colours and Brian couldn’t move for empty bottles and ladies' undergarments…. It’s the listeners’ take on the week in Ambridge.
“Oh Neil, were you very… masterful?” Archers fans around the nation revised their dinner plans as Susan and Neil revealed a little too much about their bedroom activities...
Thank heavens the call ended there..."oim stirring it all up Neil...its all bubbling up Neil....oim licking the spoon now...ooh it's ever so tasty..."...cut…. [Susan Carr on Facebook]
Fifty Odours of Pigswill. [Stephen Āh Burroughs on Facebook]
Wait a minute, wasn't Jennifer bemoaning there being no chilli oil only last week? There's obviously something we're missing here. [Sandi McDonald on Facebook]
Hope Soosan doesn't put too much chilli powder in - goodness knows where she's going to smear it [@julib15 on Twitter]
Brian was horrified to find an empty bottle of his prized Burgundy slung in the recycling...
Brian is stingy and patronising, nothing worse than men who think wine is wasted on women [@KirstieMAllsopp on Twitter]
The whole audience is shouting 'stay for as long as you like Lilian my yourself at home’ [@pidgepie on Twitter]
Has Brine spotted a box of tampax in the the bathroom? *faints* [@ClairMaxwell3 on Twitter]
Everyone needs an auntie like Lillian - can't cope with your late thirties? Have a low impact face lift dahling #thearchers [@LadyMcGlinchey on Twitter]
Bert Fry might have come third in the Viennese Waltz at Butlins in 1953 but would he win the jitterbug-off with Joe Grundy at The Bull in 2015?
Bert and Joe are on for a "Victory Roll" with Caroline Toboggan #thearchers [@skybloo1 on Twitter]
Joe's quiff....achieved with fresh slurry #TheArchers [@salvatorRosa on Twitter]
Rob showed his true colours
Shula, please tell the truth. I really want you to drop Rob in it. And the truth is important as well, of course. #thearchers [@hebdensnapper on Twitter]
Excellent! Here beginneth the unmasking of Titchener...I look forward to it immensely! [Mark Chapman on Facebook]
Poor Helen. Much as I have been exasperated by her willfulness and selfishness in the past, she doesn't deserve this! [Sue Gedge on Facebook]
He's a narcissistic bully & I'm worried for her. Let's hope she finds her inner Terminator. [arktictoc on Twitter]
Roy and Jennifer had had enough...
She was heroic, like Boudicca and Hippolyta and Margot Ledbetter and Margaret Rutherford. [@coffedroppe on Twitter]
Jennifer of #TheAldridges for PM @BBCTheArchers (I've missed that hashtag) [@judealdridge on Twitter]
Jennifer has just gone up by miles in my estimation. Blinkers off at last and talking to Kate as she should have done years ago. Go Jennifer! [Jill Cooper on Facebook]
Go Roy Boy - you ROCK! ! If he had strangled Miss NewAgeObnoxious I would have to say it was justifiable murder. [Martine Meeks on Facebook]
And finally, Poetry Corner courtesy of @soundwords
Red are the roses,
The voilets are blue,
And now it's #thearchers
So shut up and watch the TV while I do the washing up and stuff.
