Some incendiary post, circumspect mothering, the distant chime of wedding bells and the bright lights of the silver screen. It's your take on recent goings on in Ambridge...
Even the postman must have been hopping up and down with excitement when he saw what was in his sack on Friday...
Can't wait for his spin on this one; Rob really is devious in the extreme. Will he swap the DNA sample with Tom / Jazzer/ anyone I wonder? [Jenny Padfield on Facebook]
Rob will claim its a virgin birth, and Helen will believe him. [Avril Hall-Evitts on Facebook]
I bet the baby has to wear a bonnet, to cover up its horns! [Heather Grant on Facebook]
What a pity Carol doesn't have a special tea for Helen called "An Eye-Opener For The Deluded" or does she? #TheArchers [@all_sweetness on Twitter]
And how long till the shop manager is on maternity leave? [Andy Plant on Facebook]
We heard the distant chimes of wedding bells as cash-strapped Ed and Emma began to make plans...
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Meanwhile, Kate was being mindful, even while she’d had a skin-full...
What planet is Kate on. What a catty spiteful nasty woman, a drunk self serving delusional baggage. Good old phoebe. [Rosalind Locke on Facebook]
Is it possible to slap someone through the radio? (Kate!) [@maggyg71 on Twitter]
I sense that the guiding mother phase will swiftly pass -particularly if a vacant man appears anywhere nearby #thearchers [@MrsJBoo on Twitter]
Plus, in the week that she was nominated for a BAFTA, Felicity Jones [ex-Emma Carter/Grundy] was on Today discussing an imagined 'Ambridge - The Movie'. But which Hollywood heavyweights would play who?
Christopher Walken as Rob. [Stephen Āh Burroughs on Facebook]
Billy Connolly as Jazzer [ Jenny Shickell and Mark Burgess on Facebook]
David Jason as Eddie [Nigel Von Glaserfeld Machin on Facebook]
Leslie Philips as Brian. [Jane Rogers on Facebook]
Brian Blessed would make a damn fine (and co-alliterative) Freda Fry. [Vincent Murphy on Facebook]
Dustin Hoffman as Lilian. [Geoff Buck on Facebook]
Robert De Niro as Otto #ragingbull #thearchers [@Jeremy_Peake on Twitter]
