They nearly came to blows over breakfast, and then Rex and Toby’s fraternal fight came to a head in The Bull in front of half the village.
One amused onlooker was Ed, who was just pleased that he wasn’t the one squabbling with his brother for a change…
“I thought me and Will were The Bull’s cage-fighting team,” he told Eddie afterwards. “You know, the Grappling Grundys. But we ain’t got nothing on the Fighting Fairbrothers.”
Sounds like we’ve almost got enough hardened fighters for Ambridge to start its own Mixed Martial Arts league. Our money’s on Dynamite David, or maybe Killer Kenton…
