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I had that Steve Wright in my cab once

Simon Mayo

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I am seriously considering retiring and opening a cab firm. This seems the future to me. Why else would I constantly be called on to drop people off all the time? I think I am being told something. I have driving skills, I can indicate and pull over with style and u-turn better than the next man. And there's money to be had too I believe. So if you need picking up just leave a message here and I'll be with you shortly-I'm only 2 minutes away. I do airports. Please wear seat belts. Don't hassle the driver.

Books books books! James Patterson today, one of the world's biggest sellers. Get this-300 million books sold. I mean really can that be right? Anyway he has a plan to support local book shops by basically handing out cash. Neat idea. He'll explain more tonight, by which time he'll have sold a few more million...

And BITING songs? I think so too

5pm then

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