They speak strangely but I understand

Well I'll try again. Thanks to Penny for driving from Devon to host the show yesterday. She was surprised, I was surprised. Who knew I'd miss the show? The culprit was a rogue bottle top, lurking dangerously in the road. Mrs H steps on it, turns her foot, falls, then breaks her arm as she lands. And it all went wrong from there.

So, as a lot of you know, there are no short cuts from here. Thanks for all the fine messages of support! Back today, barring any more unforeseen bottle tops, and Nige kicks in with barbecued pork chops, broad beans, tomatoes and sage. And songs for THE OPEN GOLF championship which gets underway today at Royal Birkdale.