What big eyes we have

I appreciate the CraigRH appreciation but no, I will not be putting myself forward for Strictly duties any time soon. Spangles are one thing, spangly leotards quite another thank you very much. I don't mind being called darling every now and then however and Craig is welcome on the show anytime.

I shall however pretend to be enthusiastic about Nigel's monkfish recipe tonight. I'm sure he's doing it on purpose now and even though he's adding in bits and pieces to appease me. However every expert says the mediterranean way of eating is good for you and so, like a visit to the GP's surgery, we welcome Nigel and his remedies. It'll be one of those days when Matt just talks about the beer that has been brought in but Rebecca will appreciate the finer flavours of the fish and put Matt me and me to shame.

And so if you fancy it, with Sondheim's Into The Woods about to be released as a movie and wolves we hear on Dartford Heath, I'm thinking FAIRYTALE oldies will work nicely.

5pm, then we'll all live happily ever after.