Scott's flatmate came up with this one. If you can do better please email us [email protected]

Wing Wedding by Scott's flatmate

Was just thinking, you should get listeners to suggest how it ends ie - what is going to happen to you in the future.

For example, I reckon you'll help get Wing to number 3 in the charts with a remake of There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe. This will spawn Living TV to commission a show where Scott has to live with Wing. Whilst doing the show they fall in love and are about to get married but on the way to the church Scott gets knocked down and killed by a milk float, that just happens to be driven by Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf.