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1. At 03:48 PM on 16 Apr 2007,lukevandrunen wrote:

   just get a running machine or something. you can wear whatever you want then, sunglasses, sombrero, knee pads - anything.
   and yeah, i feel the same way about running - all undignified and that - so instead i just walk around the house on my tippy toes, which i THINK builds up the ol' calves cause my legs burn when i do it.
   so there's a little bit of advice for nothing

2. At 04:05 PM on 16 Apr 2007,Becky wrote:

   Alwiit?
   Well, the show on Sat night was an absolute feat of inginuity!
   I cudnt adam an eve it.
   Resighned to a ropey old pre record, I was amazed you,d wired it all up!
   Bloody hell!
   Poor Matty was up all night!
   To deliver us our beloved show.
   I fink you need to add some magnets or UV rays to your vibrosok Matts.
   So you can be all bushy tailed for the show as you put it out in the middle of the night!
   Blimey you didnt alf give it a good go.
   Russ is all at sea "Oh so lonely!",
   an there was the seconds delay!
   It was a scream though.
   Some friends listened to it and said they were laughing, uncontrolably!

   Hopefully Russ you,ve aclimatised to your new surroundings in Hawaii.
   Mmm it sounds lovely, horsey back ridin and lyin on a surfe board in the blue warm Hwaiin sea.
   Your leadin lady,s lucky. Gettin all the Russell treatment.
   Oooh, when its on the big screen we can all swoon as you smile and twinkle and show a romantic sort of shivalry.
   I hope it will provide all us saddows with a lovely bit of glorious escapism.
   Paradise is the place for you now Russell!
   Dont feel lonely, we,re all rooting for you.
   Just enjoy it ,pretend ur in a dream where you can change what happens and make it go how you want it to.

   You want to know what we love about you:

   Youre a cheeky, chirpy, chappy with a wicked worldly wonderful smile.
   Wow!
   What a whitty guy!
   We all swoon at the twinkle in you,r eye!
   You can banter about anything and it is just charming as you reveal your soft center .
   Your effivacious, effervessent emmenating,
   sweet innocent grigarious abandon.
   You carry us all to the heights of trancendenntal
   sublime satisfaction, then within a second we,re cryin out for more!

   
   THATS ENOUGH romping about with all that!
   Naw you are alright though Russ.
   You did well bofe of yous wiv dat show.
   well don boyis!
   BE GOOD

3. At 05:56 PM on 16 Apr 2007,jessie wrote:

   Ok, well there's nothing else to say cept....'that was amazing'

4. At 08:26 PM on 16 Apr 2007,Adam wrote:

   Just wanted to help you out on the whole rocky thing russell rocky V had already been out years ago he trained a kid called tommy gun who wanted to fight him but he wouldnt due to the whole brain problems from fighting in rocky IV. but he sorted him out to fight again this year in Rocky 6 which i think you were referring to other than that keep up the training.

5. At 09:00 PM on 16 Apr 2007,gemma wrote:

   woooo...loving the russell 'blog/video' entries.....they're becoming a bit more frequent now

   running is undignified. it doesn't matter how you go about it, i dont think anyone can make it look classy.

   and there's nothing wrong with wearing sunglasses whilst doing it. Adds a touch of class hehe

   love ya loads, keep up the great work

   xxxxxxxxx

6. At 09:02 PM on 16 Apr 2007,sam ganners wrote:

   i did some laughing then. specialy when all the racist stuff was cut out all tactfully.

7. At 08:08 PM on 17 Apr 2007,WingKeea wrote:

   I don't know if you know (probably your bosses do) but people outside the UK can't watch any of your blogs!

   Be a rebel and re-upload them on a different name.

8. At 03:23 AM on 18 Apr 2007,Paranoid Android wrote:

   Nope - I cant hear you Russell, you keep breaking up!

   x

9. At 04:25 PM on 19 Apr 2007,Bridgadoon from dumb an dunber wrote:

   
   Hey, Mr LOVVA MAN, SHABBA!

   Down in Whykiki, sits a litllle Brandy, eatin is curds an pistachhes.
   Along came Ms. Aloha,
   and sat down besides im,
   where they took fruit cocktails
   and talked bout citin fings,
   in Turtle Bay!!!!!!!!!

   Ows you Diamond geezers diddlin?

   Oh the weathers most definately on the up in the uk.
   The trees are all covered in gorgeous blossoms.
   Pink and white, alls a buddin.
   The suns shinin and all is well!
   Makes our boy seem less coveted for bein in paradise. STOP MOANIN! You ungratefull BLAGGARD!!
   Only jokin!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

   Hope the filming is coming on a treat Russ.
   Ay, come on, do yer best and keep yer edge.
   Use this time to discover loads a things about yerself.
   MMmm, I live in a box.
   Travellings a thing that is only a memory to me now.
   I do remember though, that as soon as you leave British turf, the adventure begins!
   Another part of yourself starts to stir and arise.
   The more primal part.
   All of the farmiliar things are stripped away and you are left with yourself.
   Findin that you are quite different.
   Able to experiment.
   There is niothing quite like travel to broaden the mind as they say.
   The journey begins,
   you can be open to things that you would never even come into contact with at home.

   Use this time well, our fluffy one as it will mould who you are, as Yoda would venerably say.

   Dont forget yer mates or sad fans either or we,ll send you to coventry when you get back, and you,ll grow into an old man with the same old anacdotes of when you was in `Awaii.

   Ahh!. lookin forward to show. Matty, hope you can get used to no sleep in the disturbingly hip hop pimpin environment Westwood as gave ya.
   What a laugh we,ll all av.
   I wish I knew some blokes as silly as yous two!
   That gigglin is so uncontrollably infectious.

   BIGGGIN IT UP HUGGIES> KEEP IT REAL>
   BUNNIES Oi Russ, dont forget to bring pressies back. Authentic stuff please not made in China.
   Proper fings made by the locals.
   DDDDont forget us!
   

10. At 08:20 PM on 19 Apr 2007,Bridget wrote:

    Whats the name and address of the place your stayin Russ and I can send you a postcard.
    Hows the filming going. Are you goin to do some behind the scenes stuff?
    Can you start building up some great visual images in your mind about where you are and how you feel about it, ready to describe them to us Sat night. I,d love to get a feel for the place.
    No more snipes about the Mary lot or you,ll find yourself in guantanemo, bieng force fed a vegan liquid diet!
    OOH I say, That just would NOT do!
    When you retoernez you can get the ice cream van gig on the road, Mine ,ll be a 99 you swine.
    I got a spam saying I,d won a million euros, But I didnt know it wer a spam and came out to an internet cafe to find out more.
    Theres a lovely bar cafe ere where I can av a glass of wine while perusing! Bloody ell, not alf bad.
    Were supposed to be outa here by 8, coz littluns with me, Bar Blokey asnt sed anythin yet and its 8.o3.
    Anyway I,v still got arf a wine to sip!
    Gutted about those winnings bein spam!
    The bar man spotted it right away!
    I sensibly deleted it. Part of me is strugglin with deletin a million euros.
    Also deleded a business proposition.These spammers are very polite. You,d think theyd be less obvious. Some people just dont wanna know though.
    When I emailed Jonathan Ross about single mothers avin to go back to work when their kids art 12, e didn wanna know!
    The BLOODY LIBERTY! I jus got a round robbin bog standard reply sent to all sayin, Not interestoed!
    You ad a lovely time when you went round is ous by the sound of it.
    Mmmm would family life suit you?
    I ope so. You wanna find yerself a nice caring girl and spend the rest of yer life wiv a soul mate spouse.
    Right , I think I,ve taken the piss outv this lovely bar long enough so I.m gonna say
    ADIOS AMIGOS!
    Gotta get littlun off to bed. So will I put this meaninjgless little bloggy too bed
    God bless ya Bridget.Ps. when you gig in Bournemouth in July you can prepare a ice cream van bonnanza.

    Get your mat Timothy Wild and up for it westwood to do you proud in the Ice cream department, Ice cream dream. Bannetine can try out is new and inproved flavcours,mmm sounds like you cud put the world to rights.
    Ay! you wont belief this You see when you start to go toward your destiny the whole of creation and atoms conspires to help you.

    New young pony club/ ice cream club remix
    " I can make you what you want

    Av a listen.

11. At 11:39 PM on 21 Apr 2007,*Enter Name Here* wrote:

    Hey Russ...Does having that much charisma hurt your brain cos that much genius cant possibly be contained in 1 head.

    Y'd u cut out the part at the end about those all so scary-wary conspiracies which couldn't possible be true in todays day and age...but actually and sadly are.

    hope you make a great impart in Hawaii..with all those coconut bra's ; )

    XNATH