Vaughan Williams themes and themed hotels ...
BBC Concert Orchestra bass player Andy Wood concludes his blow-by-blow account of the band's US tour.

Holiday Inn Select, Panama City
14. TIMESLIP
Ladies and Gentlemen: We will shortly be arriving in Panama City. Please set your watches back one hour. Ladies and Gentlemen: We will shortly be arriving at the Holiday Inn Select. Please set your watches back forty years.
Panama City, colloquially known as the 'Redneck Riviera' or L.A. (Lower Alabama) - you takes your choice - isn’t entirely gorgeous and has the hotels to match. The only part of my room that wasn’t artexed was the window. And frankly, if it had been, you wouldn’t have complained.
Yet we had fun. I hate to blow my own trumpet – there are others in the band paid far more to do that sort of thing – but somehow we rose above it all …
15. MICKEY'S REVENGE
There’s no doubt about it – the hotel gods have hit back with a vengeance. After the naïve charms of the Holiday Inn, Panama City, our final stop of the tour is Orlando for five nights at the Sheraton Safari – what price a theme hotel?
Still, at this stage of the tour I think most are happy with a decent bed. Having left the bamboo-fronted reception desk, sidled past King Tut’s tomb, enjoyed the luxurious feel of the faux leopard-skinned rugs beneath my feet and overcome the temptation of following signs directing me to ZanziBar (enough already – you’re killing me), Casablanca and Marrakesh, the decent bed was duly located. After making certain to draw my mosquito net close around me, I fell into a deep and dreamless sleep.

Zebra-striped bedding at the Sheraton Safari Hotel, Orlando
Zebra-striped bedding aside, Florida boasts plenty of winter sun and presumably there’s sea and sand not too far away. The hotel even has a pool. I’ve not explored it myself but am led to believe it’s the blue watery thing near the bar.
The benefit of a few days spent in the one place is that the mornings are pretty well freed up – for sleep and lunch and more sleep, for some. Other bold adventurers took themselves off to the Kennedy Space Center. Not that you have to go all that far to see space cadets round here – Downtown Disney offering plenty of opportunity for the unsuspecting to be parted from any remaining dollars and contribute to the swelling coffers of M. Mouse Esq.
On balance, it’s probably just as well that we’re not concluding our tour in the Ritz Carlton, Atlanta, else they might still be trying to prise my fingernails from the Axminster a month from now.
16. THE HOME STRAIGHT
Mozart, Mendelssohn and Vaughan Williams all the way now, and I reckon the hammer will be required again as I’m pretty confident we’ll nail that programme as well. The tour de force that is Ilya Yakushev continues unabated. There won’t be too many opportunities to mention it again, so read it here in bold print: It’s a rare pleasure to share the stage night after night with that guy. How he manages to play quite so many notes whilst holding both audience and orchestra so comfortably in the palm of his hand is anyone’s guess...
Ilya’s last notes of the tour? Relatively few… Marcello*, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Just sublime.
*[The slow movement from Marcello's oboe concerto in d minor arranged by Earl Wild...]






















