Come 'ere and pucker up for Crippled Monkey! Mwah!

Er, sorry. What I meant to say was that for Valentine's Day and all things romantic and lurve, Ouch is proud to bring you our latest competition: Kissability (kissability = sounds a bit like 'disability'. Did you see what we did there?). We're asking you to send us a photo - either by email or post or via your mobile phone - of you and your partner (or whatever pet names you have for each other, bless!) sharing a lovely romantic kiss. Oh, and tell us a little about yourselves, too. The best kissing pic we receive (as judged by Ouch's snogging experts) will win champagne and roses - because we're romantic like that.

But you've got to get a kiss-on - er, I mean, a move on - as the closing date is next Monday (13 February) at 11.00am. Go on, let's shock some of the doubters who can't even begin to believe that disabled people might actually lock lips occasionally.

Get yourself over to our Kissability page, check out the rules, get your camera or mobile cameraphone at the ready, and get kissing!