french poetry? what a waste of time.

My goodness, haven't we seen this skit before, Dr. K?

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You know I think Dr.K is falling in love with Cannes again!

Oh dear,

the old doctor has lost it!

Not French enough. It's insulting, there's not a snail or a baguette in sight through that entire video. At the VERY LEAST you could have added a beret and grown one of those little mustaches.



Nope, not convinced.

Despite the vitriol directed against the PoC trilogy (the first was OK, as Hollywood fare goes; two and three were utter plotless messes) I appreciated Depp's reinvention of an archetype Pirate. Before that the archetype was Robert Newton ("Arr, Jim lad").



Plus ça change? That's okay Mark, we'll change our perception of the politics of film.

Jings, I know he is technically on holiday but instead of posting this (or even, as well as) could there not have been a few words about the passing of Dennis Hopper?



Maybe a future blog will address it...

More like Jean-Luc Picard.



engagez-vous!

Never mind the cheesy Godard quip, nothing insults the French more than a Rosbif butchering their language. A fine tradition, well worth keeping.

I feel a cameo in POC4 coming on



Z

oh christ mark you just failed again.

Qui.....

Je ne comprends pas, je suis Anglais way hey!!

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