Time for a "Downfall" update

With the entire BBC on high alert for April Fool's Day spoofs, I return to work this morning to find that the long-debated Penzance ferry terminal project appears to have finally run out of steam. No joke - it seems to be true. Anger and despair at County Hall and blame flying in all directions. I have no idea who was responsible for the Downfall mashup, posted on YouTube last year, but clearly the time has come for a re-make. Subject to the usual BBC requirements about taste and decency, I'm happy to host efforts here.