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This week on EastEnders: Stop it Phil, you're scaring us!

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Phil's out of control...

Who *didn't* Phil have a problem with this week? A car, a dishwasher (if you haven't seen this clip you need to see it now), Denise, Jordan, Lucas and, worst of all, Ben. And is it just us, or does Lucas have more chemistry these days with Phil than he does with Denise? Circling each other, crackling electric tension, eyes locked...

Is Phil the reason why Denise has cause for complaint "when it comes to bedroom and stuff..." Well no, but y'know... we thought it was worth mentioning...

... and Ben's following in his dad's footsteps

Another touching father-and-son heart-to-heart as Phil sought Ben's forgiveness. "Bullies are just cowards..." growled Phil. [Gasp! Had Phil been on a voyage of self-discovery at last!?] "...So next time someone tries something with you... SLAP HIM DOWN." Sigh. Clearly not. So... Ben took his father's advice - with a spanner in the empty Arches. Will Jordan be OK? We'll have to wait til next week to find out...

Syed seeks help

Instead of the Christian-and-Syed-forever-living-in-uncomplicated-happiness that many of us wished for a week or two ago, Syed is now seeking a 'cure' for his sexuality, or SSA (Same Sex Attraction) with the help of burly Irish therapist, Alan. Quote of the week (again) from Tamwar: "I'm starting to think I was adopted." And "Syed, I feel like crying for you." You and us both, Tam. You and us both...

If you were affected by any of the issues in EastEnders this week, help is at hand

Meanwhile, photo of the week...

Happy birthday Chelsea!

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