Tips for living in a Zygon State
The Doctor Who Team
The threat of a Zygon State is now terrifyingly real. So… if the Doctor can’t save the peace on Saturday and the rebel shape shifters succeed, here are some tips on how to get by in a Britain ruled by blobs...
Seeing Double
You’d better learn how to distinguish Zygon from human. Take a look at these pics of Clara… Can you tell good Clara from evil Clara? Answers during Saturday’s episode…
Just good fronds…
Careful where you tread! If someone brings you to a cave that’s glowing orange and full of fronds, DO NOT believe them when they try to pass it off as a Santa’s grotto that went a bit wrong. Study this video well. It shows you what a Zygon cave looks like…
Not feeling yourself today?
In a Zygon State, there could be a Zygon duplicate of you wandering about and being rude to teachers and your friends. The educational video below illustrates what it might feel like to talk to your own double…
Resistance is Useful!
If we do find ourselves in a Zygon State, we need to fight back and recapture our nation! Be on the lookout for UNIT personnel – they deal with the odd, the unexplained, anything on Earth... or
Beyond, so fighting back against alien overlords will be right up their street. Look out Kate Stewart, Osgood and of course, the Doctor!
Trust No-one!
Not even twins who look perfectly innocent…
A little less conversation…
Don’t try to engage your new overlords in anything approaching polite chit chat. Before you know it, they’ll be responding to the most innocuous comment with threats like, ‘All resistance will be crushed!’ as this footage, recently retrieved from the Black Archive, illustrates…
If you can’t beat ’em...
Join them! Enjoy all the perks of being a Zygon overlord - except the morphing bit, obviously - by studying this video and then pretending to be a Zygon!
Right now the future hangs in the balance... Will we soon be living in a Zygon State? BBC One will be bringing you updates in a special news broadcast called The Zygon Inversion which will be transmitted on Saturday at 8pm… DO NOT MISS IT!
