The weird world of organic milk
Hold on to your seats, there are more twists and turns in this story than a twisty turny thing.
So yesterday we learnt that dairy farming is on the slide, with six farmers quitting every week. If I tell you that the market experts TNS have recorded a fall in organic food and drink sales of 12.9%, would you rush out and buy an organic dairy farm?
No? Well, maybe you should. First twist: Organic milk sales are actually up. By 6%, according to OMSCO, the Organic Milk Suppliers Co-op, and they should know. Why? well, organic milk isn't much pricier than your average milk, compared with say chicken where the price difference is huge. And people who like it are sticking with it.
So, organic dairy farmers are rolling in clover then, right? Well, while you reconsider buying that organic herd, gaze into the eyes of these lovely Wiltshire Holsteins.

Bought the farm? Wrong again!
The other side of the balance sheet is looking horrible. Costs. Diesel's up. Labour's up. Feed, most of all, is up. Which means organic dairy farms just about break even - so long as nothing unusual happens.
Which, on a farm, is almost never. There's always a tractor broken down, or a hole in the roof, or a flood in the milking parlour. Except on Greg Clarke's farm in Burton, Wiltshire.
The place is immaculate. First there's the two huge steel sheds with massive stanchions and concrete floors you would happily let your mother-in-law sleep on. The milking parlour could host Chanel beauticians, it's that white and clean. And in another gleaming shed, a shiny new tractor.
Ok, I exaggerate a bit, but compared with farms I usually visit, Greg's place is top drawer. Where's he get the money for all this? Organic milk? No. Houses.
Greg, like a few other farmers down our way, happens to farm where people want to live. Burton, a quiet village just off J18 of the M4, is des res. So he sold off a plot of land and now a dozen pretty townhouses stand on it. And that bought Greg a shed or two, a decent milking parlour and a new tractor.
Told you it was twisty turny, didn't I? Now, who fancies a caption competition?



Hello, I’m Dave Harvey – the BBC’s Business Correspondent in the West. If you’re making hay in the markets or combine harvesting; scratting cider apples or crunching tricky numbers – this is your blog too.