[Mark's Brilliant Blog] Heat Magazine, Vimto and video tape and no sex

If I'm honest it could have gone better. I turned up at the Bail Hostel - I had my mac on and the pullover over the mac. But when I got there Phillip was out. I asked one of his room mates where he was and he said something about a bath house which makes no sense because Phillip knows he can come round mine whenever he wants a bath.

You think people who live in Bail hostels are animals but really they're very clever people. This fellow had been making his own wine using a sock and a radiator. I couldn't tell you whether it was any good because the last thing I remember was vomiting into a kind of makeshift bucket which I realised this morning I'd made out of my mac. Think I'm going to stick to blogging.

Editor's Note: If you can call it that. - David