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THE DAYS YOU DON'T WANT TO ARE THE DAYS YOU HAVE TO MOST.

Chris Evans|16:15 UK time, Friday, 7 November 2008

How about a gym instructor that's...

...not in the mood.

Not the client but an instructor !

I was lying on my mat and I couldn't believe it. The guy just said to the lady,

"This isn't happening for me today. Do you mind if we leave it ?"

Ha ha ha, hilarious. Is this man aware for one second of the economic crisis out there ? And here he is turning down perfectly good wonga from an eager, slightly sweating and not unattractive lay-deeee.

I'm thinking he's in the wrong job and I wouldn't mind but all he ever does is sit next to the whichever machine his client may be using and talk about Heat magasine or The Jeremy Kyle Show whilst they get vaguely fitter.

Some people eh ?

And the banks, oh don't start me on the banks. Not that I understand the base rate thing anyhow. The Bank of England cut their rates, so who do they lend to ? Is it the banks themselves ? Are they like the wholesalers to the banking industry ? Why are their rates so important ? Is this how the banks make their money ? They lend off the Old lady and we lend off them. Cos if The Bank of England are in the business of lending, why don't we just borrow off them, cut the high street banks out and split the difference ? We save more, they make more. The Bank of England seem to know what their doing, they're still in business, I want to bank with them please.

Actually having said that I bank with HSBC and they have been very accommodating of late, extremely accommodating, like really really really accommodating. I'd better quit whilst I'm ahead.

Barack's looking more like a dude every day. The more you hear about people's reaction to his win, the more you have to think he's been sent from God. One American talk show host remarked,

"It was incredible in New York today people were almost making contact with each other !"

And the more you see images of that kiss, wow, the more you see that kiss, what about that kiss ? They were both so "in the moment," my my they're so cool.

Listen you lot have a weekend that's good will you not ?

CLP.

2008.

X.

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