Steve Aoki ft. [[[Zuper Blahq]]] - 'I'm In The House'
I've been on a search. I've looked under the desk, I've looked in the kitchen, behind the fridge, around the back of the telly, in the bath, I've had the carpets up, I've unpacked all the cupboards...frankly if Steve Aoki or (careful typing) [[[Zuper Blahq]]] are in THIS house, they're very, very small: like DUST small.
You'd think they'd be fairly easy to detect, given how immensely freaking LOUD this song is. Even microscopic filter-bass scientists can be fairly quickly discovered if they're making the walls rattle and the pictures fall crash to the floor. And (careful typing) [[[Zuper Blahq]]] is shouting about how many of his mates are here too - "like yo-yo-yo", apparently - but they must all be pretty small too.
(Here's the video. It offers no clues as to which house (careful typing) [[[Zuper Blahq]]] is in, and contains scenes of repetitive flashing images (e.g. Strobe lighting))
So I guess I'm going to have to conclude that the Aoki team are not in this house. Are they in yours? Just answer a few simple questions and we'll soon see:
QUESTION 1: Switch on your television, or radio. Can you hear it? If no, continue to QUESTION 2.
QUESTION 2: Are things falling off shelves all around you? If yes, continue to QUESTION 3.
QUESTION 3: Does it sound a bit like a parade of drunken robot elephants is methodically carving up your living room on a bouncy castle? If yes, continue to QUESTION 4.
QUESTION 4: Is someone trying to have a good swear at you, only their cusses have been edited out? If yes, continue to QUESTION 5.
QUESTION 5: Does the person who is shouting at you sound a LOT like Will.I.Am? If yes, continue to QUESTION 6.
QUESTION 6: Have you been told off for either blinking or sleeping? If yes, continue to QUESTION 7.
QUESTION 7: Are you secretly dying to join the elephants on the bouncy castle? If yes, continue to CONCLUSION.
CONCLUSION: Steve Aoki and (careful typing) [[[Zuper Blahq]]] are in your house.
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CD Released: March 7th
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(Fraser McAlpine)
Comment number 1.
At 11:33 28th Feb 2010, spirit wrote:So where are the reviews for :
DIZZEE/FLORENCE - You Got thr Dirtee Love
ALICIA KEYS - Empire State of Mind ( Part 2 )
I am sure your growing legions of fans would love to see them , and turn a blind eye to their lateness .
The songs are extremely topical , and according to the top 10 chart , a LOT of people think they are GOOD .
Come on BIG MAC , indulge us !
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Comment number 2.
At 14:41 28th Feb 2010, harrythedog10 wrote:If it wasn't for the fact that he mentions that he's (careful typing) [[[Zuper Blahg]]] throughout the song I would have thought it was Will.i.am.
The song's not that original is it? Just him repeating that he's 'In the house!!' and some annoying keyboards thrown over the top. 2 STARS
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Comment number 3.
At 15:42 28th Feb 2010, OddOne wrote:I agree with harrythedog10, this song is a bit... empty sounding, like there's something missing, and I'm sure I could come up with a better comparison than that but considering my last one raised controversy (Ha) let's just leave it at that.
And OMG that is will.i.am in disguise. Don't lie.
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Comment number 4.
At 15:46 28th Feb 2010, harrythedog10 wrote:he's wearing a balaclava for most (if not all) of the video, so it could easily be Will.i.am in disguise.
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Comment number 5.
At 19:38 28th Feb 2010, spirit wrote:Has the BIG MAC neglected to review Parachute BY THE GORGEOUS Miss Tweedy too ?
What is going on ?
Fast food has become a slow roast !
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Comment number 6.
At 20:31 28th Feb 2010, jonesybcfc wrote:Agreed Spirit, the Frasernator has indeed ignored some major singles recently. I have never in my life heard of (copy and paste, no careful typing required) [[[Zuper Blahg]]] , and now i'v heard him i dont particularly wish to again. This song won't (or shouldnt. like really really shouldnt) break the top 25.
That's definitely will.i.am as well. i guess he just didnt want to damage his reputation by appearing on this, so created the ridiculously titled (copy and paste, no careful typing required) [[[Zuper Blahg]]]
1 star. or can i do halves? Yeah, why not...
Half a star. Actually...
No stars whatsoever. Not in any way shape or form does this 'thing' deserve my precious stars. Pah.
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Comment number 7.
At 21:56 28th Feb 2010, RandomEnigma wrote:Well in fairness, Ms. Tweedy (so good to call her that again, there's hope for all of us) isn't releasing Parachute for another 2 weeks so give the man a break. Poor old Big Mac, despite him accusing me of homophobia, I love him really. :P
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Comment number 8.
At 23:41 28th Feb 2010, BloggingLiam wrote:Hopefully she'll just forget to release Parachute or something.
Also in fairness the Florence/Dizzee thing doesn't really warrent a review in my opinion. It would have to be some discussion on mash ups, or the Brits. Because it's effectively just a mash up of already reviewed (probably) songs. I could campaign for reviews of all Glee tracks but I'm not going to!
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Comment number 9.
At 23:43 28th Feb 2010, BloggingLiam wrote:This track? Enjoyable, forgettable, dancey nonsense. 3 stars.
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Comment number 10.
At 11:45 1st Mar 2010, George Scrafton wrote:To be honest I feel that everything that Will I Am puts his name to fails dramtically, the man behind the band who have written some of the worst pop tunes of all time returns in the form of "[[[Zuper Blahq]]]"................................................ WOW! Well I am sure someone will buy this song, not sure who but there you have it.
1.5/5
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Comment number 11.
At 19:55 1st Mar 2010, spirit wrote:At 7 .
The thing is , the BIG MAC is normally brilliant , and prides himself on reviewing songs BEFORE they chart .
Due to downloads Miss Tweedy , has been around for weeks and is already at number 11 .
Maybe the BIG MAC is on holiday in France , enhancing his mobile phone skills with Ashley Cole ?
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Comment number 12.
At 20:43 1st Mar 2010, jonesybcfc wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 13.
At 21:24 1st Mar 2010, RandomEnigma wrote:Ah now sure hasn't Ashley Cole bothered us all with his mobile phone skills.
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Comment number 14.
At 22:09 1st Mar 2010, BloggingLiam wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 15.
At 10:21 2nd Mar 2010, mangsy wrote:Good track in a mindless sort of way. Nothing spectacular, but much more fun than a lot of tracks in this week´s top 10.
3 stars from me.
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At 16:59 2nd Mar 2010, jonesybcfc wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 17.
At 20:06 2nd Mar 2010, jonesybcfc wrote:well i guess they dont like me, i'm not saying anything wrong at all.
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Comment number 18.
At 18:47 10th Mar 2010, spirit wrote:Just to let people know .
The vocals on this track IS Will. I . AM .
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Comment number 19.
At 20:19 10th Mar 2010, harrythedog10 wrote:lol, he could of done a better job at hiding it. Surely he could have used something to change his voice instead of just wearing a balaclava!
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