The caption competition will return on Thursday 2 January, with answers on Friday 3 January.

6. Mary Tolfree, Tanzania
Trust me Cherie darling. It's our only hope!

5. Paul B, UK
New pay package for Santas linked to modernisation of working practices.

4.Richard Quadling, UK
"No, no no, I'm Tom Cruise and you're Kelly MacGillis!"

3. Rick Selby, England
The Cloning Labs regret getting so drunk at the Christmas party

2. Keith Rhodes, UK
Fake copies of the new Man. Utd. strip are already appearing in Asia...

1. Cornelius
Honda first day of Christmas.