You see sir, we've received a complaint from a Mr Hall about a gentleman's watch that you sold to his wife just before Christmas. It would appear that the authenticity of the watch is in doubt.

Oh - Oh, I see...

Would you mind answering a few questions for us?

Well, no, but I think you should be talking to my boss about this.

We've already spoken to your boss sir, at some length as it happens. That's why we'd like to talk to you now. So, if you wouldn't mind answering a few questions...

What, here?

We can always go down to the station if you think you'd be more comfortable there, sir...

No, no, that won't be necessary. Would you like to come through to the office?