Name: Katy
Location: South Wales
Question: What is "I love you" in South Wales Welsh?
Cumberland: Good question. There's a lot of loveable people in South Wales. In Welsh we say "Dw i'n dy garu di" and with the bank holiday weekend on the way you'll need a good set of Welsh chat-up lines! And trust me, they work well! You could also say "Ti'n bishyn", which means "you're a bit of alright!" When talking to a girl I fancy, I like to say "Ti'n edrych fel Kate Moss" (You look like Kate Moss). And I'll let you into another secret. If you want to impress someone you fancy you could ask "Wyt ti moyn coffi?" (Would you like a coffee?)We say things slightly different in North Wales - look in my little black book for the latest chat-up lines.

Name: Jordan
Location: Swansea
Question: Where does Betty really live?
Cumberland: Betty really lives in the house with the sign saying "Betty's House". You know, the one with the washing line in the backyard which she orders Colin to collect clothes from as she hangs half naked from an upstairs window. If you haven't experienced this sight yet, check out the Clothes and Colour section within The Game, you'll see it all there. Boy, will you see it there.

Name: Michael
Location: Maerdy
Question: Where do you live?
Cumberland: In Aberant, it's the only place to live, centre of the earth you know. I live in the palatial [hint of sarcasm] 'Kennel of Draughts' in Colin's back garden. Personally I think that is where Colin should stay and give me back what is rightly and historically mine. The bed!

Name: Paul
Location: Inverness
Question: Is it a dog's life?
Cumberland: It is now Colin's come along, that guy sure knows how to ruin things. Put it this way, one week chocolates and champagne, the next dry food mix. One week king size bed with duvet, the next draughty old kennel... Need I say more?

Name: Jane
Location: Skye
Question: Has every dog had its day?
Cumberland: Some would think I've already had mine... but watch this space!

Name: Kieran
Location: Belfast
Question: Do you think Colin will ever get Frankie?
Cumberland: Well, let me see. [snigger] Frankly, no. Not if he's left to his own blundering devices. With my help, he's as much chance as every other incompetent..[cough]..I mean 'man' out there. You've seen what he's like around women, falls to pieces as much as looks at them, I've a few ideas up my sleeve. Look at it another way, Frankie owns the shop, the shop is full of food. Frankie loves Colin and the food is in Cumberland. I'm not just a pretty face you know.

Name: Martin
Location: Lewis
Question: How old are you?
Answer: In dog years? Never mind. Anyway, you're only as old as... Hmmm... Well, age is but a number!

Name: Gareth
Location: Northern Ireland
Question: Colin is besotted with Frankie but who would be your perfect mate?
Cumberland: Let's just say that Crufts 2004 made for a particularly pleasant viewing experience. I like a bit of dogged determination in a lass, and terriers have that.

Name: Stephen
Location: South Wales
Question: Do you have a favourite food, toys, or blanket?
Cumberland: I do have a doll. A voodoo doll, of Colin.

Name: Lotty
Location: Scotland
Question: How often does Colin take you for a walk?
Cumberland: As often as Frankie is outside. I'm meant to be a decoy but hey, do I strike you as a creature who NEEDS a human to walk me?

Name: Julie
Location: Cardiff
Question: Who cares for you when Colin is not available?
Cumberland: My beloved granny, Franny, is ALWAYS with me. As for Colin caring for me, I refer you to my answer above.