Name: Melvin
Location: 9th dimension
Question: How did you find the transition from the 7th to the 8th dimension and do you have any advice as I prepare to make the leap to the 10th? Is there anything from this earthly plane that may come in useful? Do they speak Welsh there?
Allen: Going from the 7th to the 8th was fraught with problems, skip these and jump to the 9th. Don't even think about the 10th you're obviously too inexperienced. My only advice would be believe nothing, expect everything and make sure you're wearing clean underwear! There was no trace of the Welsh language but I met a lovely female who whispered sweet nothings in my ear. What was she saying? I do not know.

Name: Damien
Location: Ballymena
Question:I'd like to clone myself so I don't have to go into work. Any tips?
Allen: A clone is for life not just for Christmas. I cannot endorse the use of cloning for such self absorbed, non-scientific means. Next question...

Name: Maggie
Location: Scotland
Question: Where do you go when you get beamed up?
Allen: Wherever I get called. The choice is not mine; I am requested and then accepted. Not quite sure where I am or who I'm with. I like that!

Name: Allen
Location: Planet Zorb
Question: How do we know you are Allen?
Allen: You don't. [Snigger] Do you really think I'm the real Allen?

Name:Ian
Location: UK
Question: What's the worst thing about living in Aberant?
Allen: The people are weird man! I'm the only normal one there.

Name: Sarah
Location: Swansea
Question: Is there a woman in your life?
Oh yes, well, she's regarded as a woman on her own planet. She is real...honest!

Name: Janet
Location: Scotland
Question: If men are from Mars and women from Venus where are your aliens from?
Allen: Please! Do you really think I buy into that aliens on Mars rubbish? Everybody knows that true aliens live on ... [zap, buzz, aargh!] Never you mind!

Name: Bob
Location: England
Question: Do you think Colin's in touch with his other side?
Allen: I don't think Colin's in touch with anything really. Probably doesn't even realise another side exists. He's lost it, I saw him having a conversation with his dog the other day. Mad I tell you! I'd watch out for that one if I were you...he's weird.