Twelve UK cities started the competition, but on 31 October 2002 a shortlist was announced of the final six. The shortlist comprises: us (of course), Liverpool, Bristol, Birmingham, Oxford and Cardiff. Here's what the opposition have to offer.
Liverpool is thought to be a leading contender due to its strong track record in popular culture and the fine arts. Its bid also has strong popular support (which we could do with a bit more of!).  | | Worra lorra Cilla |
The Highs Major art galleries - the Tate and Walker. Architectural gems - St George's Hall, the Pier Head and the Albert Dock area. Top of the Pops - Merseybeat, The Beatles, The Coral and Creamfields. The Lows The Diddymen and tickling sticks. The accent, plus a tendency to say things like "worra lorra". Brookside (RIP). Terrible football team.
Famous exports Paul McCartney et al, Ken Dodd, Cilla Black, Richard and Judy (who are said to have left Liverpool docks, because none of their celeb guests wanted to travel to Liverpool! Um, we wonder why?). Cardiff ticks the boxes on cultural diversity on two fronts: Welsh identity and cultural mix.  | | Cardiff export: Shirley Bassey |
The Highs Great buildings - Cardiff Castle, the City Hall. Sporting excellence - Millennium Stadium and Welsh rugby. The Lows Max Boyce, Charlotte Church.
Famous Exports Manic Street Preachers, Shirley Bassey, Laurence Llewelyn Bowen.
The Birmingham team seem very (overly?) confident about their bid. However, getting rid of the infamous Bull Ring Centre and throwing money into new buildings just can't seem to overcome its reputation for being plain old ugly.  | | Brum's notorious Spaghetti Junction |
The Highs Brum is the home of the Birmingham Royal Ballet, the D'Oyly Carte, and the City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra. The Lows Its image as a sprawling concrete jungle. The accent - enough said.
Famous Exports Simon Le Bon, Jasper Carrott.
Bristol's reputation as a cultural centre is hampered by an uncomfortable juxtaposition of the well-off middle classes and some fairly rough inner cities, harking back to its heavy involvement in the slave trade. The Highs Fab architecture Thriving cafe society (darling) Proximity to Devon and Cornwall - not going to improve their bid's chances, but a winner for wannabe surf dudes. Proximity to Glastonbury - as above, but substitute surf dudes with hippies. A nice bridge, but it's not a patch on ours.
 | | Bristol was built on the profits of slavery |
The Lows Bristol Rovers Dodgy history (slave trade) An inability to pronounce the name of their own city: natives call it "Brizzle". Popular with the convalescence/retirement industries.
Famous Exports Bristovians claim Isambard Kingdom Brunel, although he only ended up in Bristol because he went there to recover from a tunnel accident in London - as already mentioned, Bristol has a long-established convalescence industry. Portishead Massive Attack Oxford's problem is that it just seems ever so slightly toffee-nosed. Having one of the most heavily-funded universities, attended by a large percentage of public school kids and aristos probably doesn't help.  | | Dons or just old toffs? |
The Highs Chelsea Clinton - depending on your point of view. Inspector Morse (RIP) - of course, very ably assisted by our very own Kevin Whately. Architecture Radiohead Supergrass The Lows Chelsea Clinton - depending on your point of view. Too many toffs. Too many tourists. Morris dancing (which alone must lose them the competition).
Famous Exports Chelsea Clinton (soon) Jeremy Paxman Queen (they all graduated from some minor university there) Brogues Oxfam
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