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| | Fun Christmas Jokes
Time for some of the worst Christmas jokes ever! You think I'm kidding...
What do you call a cow in Greenland?
An Eski-moo |
What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill |
What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Seasons Bleatings! |
What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff?
He gets snowflakes |
What kind of bird can write?
A penguin! |
What do elves learn in school?
The elfabet! |
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon Hood! |
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf-esteem! |
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite! |
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you! |
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost |
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank |
What do monkeys sing at Christmas
Jungle bells, jungle bells... |
Knock Knock Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! |
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause! |
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
Stable-tennis! |
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe! |
Father Christmas: Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit
Doctor: You need to go to an elf farm | Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia. | Why don't the polar bears eat the penguins?
Because they can't get the wrapper off! | What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder! | What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve! | What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards! |
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