Kuznetsova had a miserable time against Radwanska

"I was not playing against her, I was playing against me."
Svetlana Kuznetsova explains how she lost to Agnieszka Radwanska. Sort of.

"Usually, I'm losing my third match in a Grand Slam so I'm happy the tradition is broken and I'm in the fourth round."
Maria Kirilenko breaks new ground with her win over Anna Chakvetadze.

"Hate to shatter everyone's illusions, but I can reveal that being a professional tennis player isn't half as glamorous as it may seem."
Ana Ivanovic shatters everyone's illusions.

"I don't think a lot of people like my chances, but I always do - no matter what my body language says."
James Blake uses the power of positive thinking to come through five sets.

"This is where you get grey hair early in life. Pity for him, but what a great victory for me."
Roger Federer avoids the Grecian 2000 after beating Janko Tipsarevic in five sets

"Even when you're up like 40-0, the game is far, far from over."
Janko Tipsarevic explains just how tricky playing the Fed Express really is.

"I'm a little disappointed and tomorrow morning I'm going to wake up and feel even more like crap about it."
Sania Mirza predicts a tennis hangover after losing out to Venus Williams

"I want to do some acting classes so I can do some of the work, because people say I'm really talented and I have a good sense of humour. They say I have charisma. They say I am good in front of the camera."
Jelena Jankovic makes plans for the future.

"Let's call a spade a spade. Let's not put him in the hierarchy of tennis yet. Let's let him get into the quarter-final of a Slam before we put him in the hierarchy of tennis."
Andy Roddick is not getting carried away with praise for his conqueror, Philipp Kohlschreiber.

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