Everybody who plays 72 holes here is going to have at least four bogeys. I just got my four bogeys early....and a double-bogey.
A slightly sheepish Tiger Woods explains the thinking behind his opening 75.
If you're looking for me to shed a tear, it's not going to happen.
Phil Mickelson keeps a stiff upper lip when told about his Ryder Cup team-mate Tiger Woods' struggles on Thursday.
If it does not work tomorrow I'll try again next week. That's the beauty of this game.
Colin Montgomerie, never usually one for silver linings after seven-over 77s, reveals just how strong the painkillers he is taking for his injured fingers really are.
Golf is a funny game, it can come and go at any time.
Ben Curtis, who has had to wait longer between laughs than most golfers, muses on the fleeting nature of form.
I'm playing good enough to be a contender in this
event.
Says second alternate Justin Rose after an eye-catching, but ultimately futile, warm-up session on the practice range.
I started going for broke a little bit.
A dare-devil Kenny Perry explains that he needed to be four over after seven before he started playing properly.
Through the European Tour I was asked to apologise and I have. They were messing with my career, though. That's the R&A, I'm afraid.
England's Greg Owen apologies, kind of, for criticising the Royal and Ancient in the wake of the controversy over his exclusion from the Open last month.
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